Reason or Treason?

Posted on September 16, 2015 by twitmericks
When Jeremy Corbyn was seen/
Not singing to God Save the Queen/
Opponents cried Red!/
And Off with his Head!/
As columnists vented their spleen.///
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Tricky Dicky

Posted on September 16, 2015 by twitmericks

There is a young woman named Gayle/

Whose hoodwinking may end in jail/

A prosthetic dick/

Sufficient to trick/

A girlfriend that she was a male.///

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/15/woman-convicted-of-impersonating-man-to-dupe-friend-into-having-sex

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Kicking the Abbott

Posted on September 15, 2015 by twitmericks

A fellow named Malcolm from Oz/

Will now be the PM becoz/

The other guy Tony/

Talked so much baloney,/

Folks saw what a loser he woz.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-34241486

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Labour’s Left Turn

Posted on September 12, 2015 by twitmericks

There was an old socialist man/

Whom people wrote off when he ran/

Now Labour’s absorbin’/

The triumph of Corbyn/

As left-wingers cry !///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34223157

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God Save The Quayne

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks
Surpassing a previous reign/
Is quite a big feat to attain/
So everyone here/
Let out a big cheer/
For all the achievements of Wayne.///
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The Name of the Game

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks

A dentist who hunted big game/

Insisting he isn’t to blame/

Said Cecil would not/

Have ended up shot/

If only they’d all known his name.///

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11848106/Cecil-the-lion-hunter-talks-for-the-first-time.html

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The Passing Watergate Tapes

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks

A would-be Toronto MP/

Was videoed having a wee/

In somebody’s mug./

Not spotting the bug,/

He thought that nobody could see.///

http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/politics/jerry-bance-marketplace-1.3217797

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Suffer the Children

Posted on September 3, 2015 by twitmericks

As Syria’s child refugees/

Are risking their lives on the seas/

Will our politicians/

Build bigger partitions/

And go on ignoring their pleas?///

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/refugee-crisis-live-aylan-kurdis-death-drives-international-pressure-for-europe-to-act-as-people-smugglers-arrested-in-turkey-10484471.html

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Vice Crackdown

Posted on September 2, 2015 by twitmericks

Three journalists working for Vice/

Found Turkey was not very nice,/

They went to report/

But wound up in court,/

Press liberty cutting no ice.///

https://news.vice.com/article/vice-news-journalists-transferred-to-prison-hours-from-legal-help

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Come to Brum

Posted on September 1, 2015 by twitmericks

The vaults of a big bank in Birmingham/

Have only 9 gentlemen’s sperminem/

Requiring owners/

Of boners as donors/

Of spermatozoa to squirminem.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34113080

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