Old #Paxo the BBC anchor/
Grills prominent types without rancour/
But uses his sneer/
To make it quite clear/
If one of them’s being a wanker.
///http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/vintage-jeremy-paxman-says-goodbye-to-newsnight-after-25-years-9547527.html
The footballing champions Spain/
Encountered an end to their reign/
To Spanish distress/
As others progress/
They’ll mainly go home on the plane.
A novelist known as Jeanette/
Got animal lovers upset./
She captured a rabbit,/
Went on to kebab it,/
And fed its insides to her pet.
///http://www.channel4.com/news/rabbit-kill-eat-writer-jeanette-winterson
There once was a caramel spread/
The Uruguay team put on bread/
Their dulce de leche/
Was seized, so they’re tetchy/
& have to eat honey instead./
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-27889343
The State of Iraq and El-Sham/
Along with some pals of Saddam/
Took various places/
Including some bases/
That recently housed Uncle Sam.
///http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1099395/Amateur-video-Iraqi-soldiers-abandon-base-north-Tikrit.html
The cabbies have got in a flap/
Concerning a private hire app/
That Uber provides/
For metering rides./
The courts will now rule on this scrap.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-27799938
