The Dog Ate my Accounts

Posted on February 8, 2012 by twitmericks

Harry Redknapp, the gaffer of Spurs/Contrary to what one infers/Is totally blameless/In no way a shameless/Tax dodger, as per sordid slurs.

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From Russia with Lav

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a old fellow from Russia

Who went to see Syria’s Bashar

As mortars & bombs

Rained down upon Homs

Mr Lavrov gladhanded the crusher.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/07/us-syria-idUSTRE80S08620120207

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Wot the Dickens

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Mr Charles Dickens, aka Boz

Is remembered on this day becoz

He’s 200 years old

And the stories he told

Were some of the best that there woz.

 

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Cameras Don’t Linger on MIA’s Finger

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

MIA was a rapper from Mitcham

Who US nets thought’d bewitch ’em

But sadly the singer

Gave viewers the finger*

Before TV bosses could switch ’em.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/feb/06/did-mia-shock-super-bowl

*Look, there are places where finger rhymes with singer – like Liverpool. OK?

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Oldest Queen On the Scene

Posted on February 6, 2012 by twitmericks

A very old Queen known as Liz

Has been 60 years in the biz

In her time on the throne

She has made it her own

Tho Charlie Boy wishes ’twas his.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/uk-britain-queen-jubilee-idUKTRE81500J20120206

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Content of Court?

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

QPR star Joey Barton

Says he would turn into a martyr’n

Be jailed over Twitter

Farewell all that glitter

& hello to conditions more spartan.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/05/joey-barton-john-terry-tweets

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Snow Flights, Sorry

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an airport, Heathrow

Where 1 or 2 inches of snow

Meant flight cancellation

& much aggravation

For people with places to go.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/02/05/travel/europe-cold-snap/index.html

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Lack of Resolution

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old man in Damascus

Allegedly guilty of massacres

The UNSC

Tried and failed to agree

What did you do? Our children will ask us.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/04/assad-obama-resign-un-resolution?newsfeed=true

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Hack Attack

Posted on February 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The Yard & the Feds made a pact

So Anonymous types could be tracked

To amusement of all

Their conference call

Was not unsurprisingly hacked.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/feb/03/anonymous-hacks-call-fbi-scotland-yard

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Chopper Chopped

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

John Terry, ex-Engerland skipper

Ain’t looking especially chipper

The FA cut him loose

Over racist abuse

(Last time twas affairs of the zipper).

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/03/john-terry-stripped-england-captaincy-racism

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