Raab sees Brexit

Posted on November 8, 2018 by twitmericks

The Brexit Sec’s lately been struck/

That Britain needs shipments by truck/

That pass through Calais;/

The rest of us say:/

“I mean, what the actual fuck?”///

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There was an old man…

Posted on November 8, 2018 by twitmericks

An old man who finds it frustrating/

His years deter women from dating/

Seeks legal redress/

To make his age less,/

Improving his low Tinder rating.///

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Sessions out

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/

Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/

And named a politicker/

Named Matthew Whitaker/

To help cover up his transgressions.///

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general

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Red and Dead

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/
With voters electing a red,/
The pimp Dennis Hof,/
Not being put off/
By his being certified dead.///

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Dump Trump

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Significant numbers of voters/

Turned out in the States to give notice/

They’re not gonna plump/

For President Trump /

The next time they’re picking a POTUS.///

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Stellar progress

Posted on November 5, 2018 by twitmericks

An asteroid passing our star,/
Resembling a giant cigar,/
Named ‘Oumuamua/
Is like very few are/
And could be a probe from afar.///

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Herd the news?

Posted on November 4, 2018 by twitmericks

 

The llamas of upland Peru,/
Best-known for their wool hitherto,/
Have other great features -/
The clever old creatures/
Have found us a treatment for flu.///

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Banks job

Posted on November 2, 2018 by twitmericks

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/
He said here’s three million, now spendum,/
Believing that rules/
Are just there for fools,/
While Bad Boys are able to bendum.///

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Happy medium

Posted on October 31, 2018 by twitmericks

 

A psychic who comes to orgasm/

Through sex with a randy phantasm/

Enjoys being haunted,/

Declaring, undaunted,/

It’s out of this world when she asm.///

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Batshit flatsit cat shit ruling

Posted on October 30, 2018 by twitmericks

A judge ruled in Julian’s spat/

With Ecuador over his flat/

The cost of his stay/

Is paying his way/

And cleaning up after his cat.///

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