Tag Archives: cameron

Semen’s Mission

Posted on December 4, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM in mid-term/ Who went to Beijing to affirm/ That UK-bred swine are/ Producing for China Industrial doses of sperm./// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/90d516fc-5cc7-11e3-81bd-00144feabdc0.html?siteedition=uk#axzz2mVAuhIr9 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408229260889845762  

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Cut the Crap

Posted on November 21, 2013 by twitmericks

Ed Miliband’s energy cap Got Cameron into a flap Now Dave wants to axe The fossil fuel tax Or in his own words ‘that green crap’. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-to-axe-green-2815414 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403572765023666176

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Unqualified Failure?

Posted on October 20, 2013 by twitmericks

Nick Clegg argues Tory free schools Require pedagogical rules: A college that features Unqualified teachers He thinks an invention of fools.   ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/nick-clegg-denies-coalition-rift-over-free-schools-education-policy-8892566.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/391989977543757824

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Woolly Advice

Posted on October 18, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM known as Dave Who said that old people should save By wrapping up warm (Not ask for reform To make gas suppliers behave). /// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/391207610470629376 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/household-bills/10388368/Downing-Street-People-faced-with-rising-energy-bills-should-consider-wearing-jumpers.html

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“In-Out” Shaken About

Posted on October 6, 2013 by twitmericks

A Tory named Adam Afriyie/ Wants popular voting next year/ On our EU links,/ But everyone thinks/ It’s really about his career. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24417670 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/386857045728575489

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Let them Eat Organic Cotswold Loaves

Posted on October 2, 2013 by twitmericks

The PM, our government’s head/ When asked for the price of cheap bread/ Said let them eat cake/ (Or loaves that I bake/ In my Panasonic instead). ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/oct/01/david-cameron-price-of-bread The PM, our government's headWhen asked for the price of cheap breadSaid … Continue reading →

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Mail Sale Fail

Posted on September 13, 2013 by twitmericks

The company called Royal Mail/ Is now to be put up for sale/ I doubt that my letter/ Will fare any better/ To judge by what happened with rail. ////http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/12/royal-mail-strikes-privatisation https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378239364054405120

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Cameron takes a Hammering

Posted on August 30, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM who misread/ The mood of the party he led/ A Commons defeat/ Means Dave must retreat/ And let France bomb Assad instead.///   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23892783 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/373353985844838400 **Book out next week –  September 5 in the UK – http://www.amazon.co.uk/There-Was-Geezer-Called-Caesar/dp/1907554866/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375432501&sr=8-1&keywords=mick+twister **

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Swivel Partnership

Posted on May 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM who was harried By those against gays being married. MPs apt to swivel Were mildly uncivil But Cameron’s motion was carried. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22605011 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/337127544660828160

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Blue Loon

Posted on May 19, 2013 by twitmericks

A Tory grandee who lampoons/ The members as swivel-eyed loons/ Is speaking the mind,/ I think you will find,/ Of various top Cameroons. ///(tweeted Saturday, post delayed as I was away). http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10066734/Tory-who-called-activists-swivel-eyed-loons-should-be-reprimanded-says-John-Redwood.html ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/335742362540204032  

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