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Making Plans for Nigel

Posted on November 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Nationalist Nigel Farage/ Rejected a Tory ménage/ When asked if he’d side/ With the Cons, he implied/ That he’d sooner take part in the hajj. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/its-war-nigel-farage-flatly-rejects-call-from-senior-tory-for-ukip-and-conservative-eu-pact-at-the-general-election-8349014.html

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Summit for Nowt

Posted on November 23, 2012 by twitmericks

Talks on a new EU budget/ Found members unable to fudge it/ With some states defending/ Increased EU spending/ The wealthier nations begrudge it.

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Saddle Soap

Posted on November 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Rebekah & Dave, side by side/ Had a quite unpredictable ride/ It was hard to control,/ Texted Cameron (LOL)/ And after his speech, Becky cried. ///

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Whip Hand

Posted on October 21, 2012 by twitmericks

The loss of the Tory Chief Whip/ Shows Cameron losing his grip/ Caught up in a web/ By that little word pleb/ Ever since Andrew Mitchell let rip. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20019761

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That Sinking Feeling

Posted on October 10, 2012 by twitmericks

A Tory PM known as Dave/ Was stark in the warning he gave/ We must now sink or swim/ Was the message from him/ (On his way to a watery grave). ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron-speech-britain-can-sink-or-she-can-swim-8205214.html

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One Nation Oration

Posted on October 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young fellow named Ed/ Who spoke to his party & said/ My state education/ Made me back One Nation/ That Cameron’s got too much bread.

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Get Carta?

Posted on September 27, 2012 by twitmericks

A man of the top social strata/ Who couldn’t translate Magna Carta/ May fear speaking Latin/ On TV when chattin’/ Would make him persona non grata. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/27/david-cameron-letterman-late-show?intcmp=239

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Cabernet Reshuffle?

Posted on September 6, 2012 by twitmericks

That young Mr Cameron feller/ Said as he raided the cellar/ “My glass needs refillin/ Before I sack Gillan/ I need to be pissed when I tell ‘er” ////http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/06/david-cameron-drank-wine-spelman-to-old-reshuffe_n_1861087.html?1346946236

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Reshuffle Kerfuffle

Posted on September 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The news on the #reshuffle front/ Is Health’s gone to Jeremy Hunt/ While Baroness Warsi/ Is out on her arsey/ And Lansley’s been given a shunt. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-promoted-to-health-secretary-in-cabinet-reshuffle-as-andrew-lansley-becomes-commons-leader-8104308.html

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A Wench named Mensch

Posted on August 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young woman named Mensch/ Who abandoned the Tory backbench/ Some fellow MPs/ Will not miss Louise/ But Cameron may feel a wrench. //// There was a young woman named Mensch/Who abandoned the Tory backbench/Some fellow MPs/Will not … Continue reading →

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