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Present Imperfect

Posted on May 20, 2014 by twitmericks

The champions suffered a rift/ With birthday boy Toure quite miffed/ He said “It is shitty/ Of Manchester City:/ The club didn’t buy me a gift!” ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484318 The champions suffered a riftWith birthday boy Toure quite miffedHe said "It is … Continue reading →

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The Frozen One

Posted on April 22, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Moyes/ Who took over Ferguson’s boys/ Before very long/ It all went Pete Tong./ What football creates it destroys. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27107795 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/458521008635658241

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Spurs Get Baleout

Posted on September 2, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Welsh winger named Bale, A chap whose eventual sale Cost Real Madrid 85 million quid Plus pay at the top of their scale. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23538218 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/374473854418046976  

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Bye Bye Beckham

Posted on May 16, 2013 by twitmericks

A footballing giant named Becks/ Is trading his shorts for long kecks/ He exits the pitch/ Amazingly rich/ With no end in sight to the cheques. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22558393 A footballing giant named BecksIs trading his shorts for long kecksHe exits the … Continue reading →

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Come on Feel the Moyes

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks

The Everton boss David Moyes/ Is taking on Ferguson’s boys/ He’ll pick em & coach em/ Cajole & reproach em/ (Perhaps with a little less noise). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22453802 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332569415344328704

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Dribbler Nibbler

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904

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Harryed Out

Posted on June 14, 2012 by twitmericks

The outgoing coach of the Spurs/ Was fired, as often occurs/ To stay any longer/ He wanted more wonga/ Despite poor results, one infers. /// http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/06/14/3172634/redknapp-levy-simply-lost-faith-in-each-other-at-tottenham

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Malice in Sunderland

Posted on November 30, 2011 by twitmericks

Sunderland boss Mr Bruce/Is out as the club cut him loose/But in real life not Wonderland/I wonder what Sunderland/Hope a new man’ll produce. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/30/steve-bruce-leaves-sunderland

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