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City Slicker

Posted on June 15, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a new boss at Man City/ Who says he will make the side pretty/ Replacing Mancini/ Manuel Pellegrini/ Is not short of cash in the kitty. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22909811 There is a new boss at Man CityWho says he will … Continue reading →

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Bye Bye Beckham

Posted on May 16, 2013 by twitmericks

A footballing giant named Becks/ Is trading his shorts for long kecks/ He exits the pitch/ Amazingly rich/ With no end in sight to the cheques. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22558393 A footballing giant named BecksIs trading his shorts for long kecksHe exits the … Continue reading →

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Man City Manager Mancini Mismanaged

Posted on May 14, 2013 by twitmericks

Roberto Mancini of Italy Is leaving Man City quite bitterly Despite a big payoff The manager’s layoff Was not done especially prettily. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22507128 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/334225549838934016

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Wigan Peerless

Posted on May 11, 2013 by twitmericks

The cup-winners Wigan Athletic, Frenetic and most energetic, Defeated Man City Who looked pretty shitty Or anyway rather pathetic. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22409634 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333318815180017664

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Come on Feel the Moyes

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks

The Everton boss David Moyes/ Is taking on Ferguson’s boys/ He’ll pick em & coach em/ Cajole & reproach em/ (Perhaps with a little less noise). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22453802 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332569415344328704

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Fergie Time’s Up

Posted on May 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old man who was hired For 26 years then retired. He must be delighted To quit Man United While managers elsewhere get fired. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22447018 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332083696205172737

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Dribbler Nibbler

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904

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Canio Believe It?

Posted on April 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an Italian fascist/ A footballer, one of the brashest./ Now Sunderland boss?/ We’re all at a loss -/ Appointment-wise, Paolo’s the rashest. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21991812 There is an Italian fascistA footballer, one of the brashestNow Sunderland boss?We're all at a … Continue reading →

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Hazardous Kicking

Posted on January 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a ballboy in Wales/ Who clung to the ball by his nails/ So Eden Hazard/ Received a red card/ For a kick, as he went off the rails. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9822878/Chelsea-midfielder-Eden-Hazard-escapes-police-charges-following-ballboy-controversy-in-Legaue-Cup-exit.html There once was a ballboy in Wales/Who clung … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea

Posted on November 22, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a new boss of the Blues/ Or so I just read in the news/ Roman has made Rafa/ The new Chelsea gaffer/ (Until the next time that they lose). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20444482

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