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The Leaving of Liverpool

Posted on May 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Kenny / Who flew off to Boston and then ‘e/ Got fired by the bosses/ As Liverpool’s losses/ Amounted to 14 too many. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/16/kenny-dalglish-leaves-liverpool-owners

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Man U Mission Impossible

Posted on May 13, 2012 by twitmericks

Ferguson & Man United/ Are starting to get quite excited/ Until the last minute/ When Man City win it/ Mancini & co now delighted. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17973148

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Roy of the Albion

Posted on April 30, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old fella from Croydon/  Apparently bein’ employed on/ The Engerland staff/ They’re ‘avin’ a larf/ Amazin’ ‘ow good the boy Roy done! // http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/29/roy-hodgson-england-fa  

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Toodle-Pep

Posted on April 27, 2012 by twitmericks

A young Barca manager, Pep/ Ran a team with a pretty good rep/ Two defeats for the side/ Oddly made him decide/ Resignation’d be his next step.  // http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/27/pep-guardiola-quits-barcelona?newsfeed=true  

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Rangers Dangers

Posted on February 15, 2012 by twitmericks

A team from the banks of the Clyde May shortly go into a slide A tax bill endangers The future of Rangers A really quite old football side. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2012/02/15/rangers-in-crisis-ibrox-club-paying-for-glory-years-say-finance-experts-86908-23749216/

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Capello Ciao

Posted on February 8, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an Italian fellow Folks know him as Fabio Capello He chucked in his job Over John Terry’s gob Cos he thought the FA had been yellow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16941457

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Chopper Chopped

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

John Terry, ex-Engerland skipper Ain’t looking especially chipper The FA cut him loose Over racist abuse (Last time twas affairs of the zipper). http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/03/john-terry-stripped-england-captaincy-racism

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Malice in Sunderland

Posted on November 30, 2011 by twitmericks

Sunderland boss Mr Bruce/Is out as the club cut him loose/But in real life not Wonderland/I wonder what Sunderland/Hope a new man’ll produce. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/30/steve-bruce-leaves-sunderland

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Samoa Over the Rainbow

Posted on November 24, 2011 by twitmericks

A football XI that’s the worst/In the world had a victory – its first/American Samoa/Can’t go any lower/But hopes its decline is reversed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-15867180

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FIFA Madness

Posted on November 16, 2011 by twitmericks

That funny old man Mr Blatter/Says racist abuse doesn’t matter/Shake hands, it’s a game/Nobody’s to blame/Says SB, who’s as mad as a hatter. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/latest/2011/11/16/blatter-no-racism-in-football-115875-23566724/

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