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Nuttall Scuttled

Posted on February 24, 2017 by twitmericks

The voters in pro-Brexit Stoke/ Rejected the UKIP top bloke/ Contriving to scuttle/ The plans of Paul Nuttall/ Whose future has gone up in smoke./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/02/defeat-stoke-beginning-end-paul-nuttall The voters in pro-Brexit StokeRejected the UKIP top blokeContriving to scuttleThe plans of Paul … Continue reading →

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Blair Ditch Brexit Project

Posted on February 17, 2017 by twitmericks

  The former prime minister Blair/ Said voters were quite unaware/ What Brexit denotes/ Though casting their votes/ For him was a different affair./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/17/tony-blair-debilitated-labour-is-facilitating-a-disastrous-brexit The former prime minister BlairSaid voters were quite unawareWhat Brexit denotesThough casting their votesFor him … Continue reading →

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Owen, Goin’, Gone

Posted on September 24, 2016 by twitmericks

The leadership challenger Owen/ Did not make a good enough showin’,/ Found not as absorbin’/ As Jeremy Corbyn/ Who saw his majority growin’./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37461219 The leadership challenger OwenDid not make a good enough showin',Found not as absorbin'As Jeremy CorbynWho saw … Continue reading →

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Good Clean Fun?

Posted on September 5, 2016 by twitmericks

As washing machine salesman Jim,/ Keith partied with vigour and vim,/ But not even Daz/ Will rid Mr Vaz/ Of all the dirt clinging to him./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805 As washing machine salesman Jim,Keith partied with vigour and vim,But not even DazWill … Continue reading →

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No Virgin Berth?

Posted on August 23, 2016 by twitmericks

When Jez took a train to a meeting/ Rampacked, it had no empty seating/ Now Virgin says bull/ It wasn’t that full/ And Jeremy’s sit-in was fleeting./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-richard-branson-go-8692936 When Jez got a train to a meetingRampacked, it had no empty … Continue reading →

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Rising Trots

Posted on August 10, 2016 by twitmericks

The deputy leader Tom Watson/ Says entrists are carrying plots on/ Declaring Momentum/ Is out to foment ’em/ So Labour must now take the Trots on./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/09/trotskyists-young-labour-members-jeremy-corbyn-tom-watson The deputy leader Tom WatsonSays entrists are carrying plots onDeclaring MomentumIs out to … Continue reading →

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Labour Pains

Posted on July 3, 2016 by twitmericks

McCluskey the boss of Unite/ Told Labour MPs not to fight/ But seek mediation/ As more disputation/ Will plunge them yet deeper in shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36697547 McCluskey the boss of UniteTold Labour MPs not to fightBut seek mediationAs more disputationWill plunge … Continue reading →

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Scary Tories

Posted on May 6, 2016 by twitmericks

In London’s election for mayor/ The Tory campaign said Beware/ The Muslim from Tooting/ But voters were rooting/ For Sadiq, rejecting the scare./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2016-36232392 In London's election for mayorThe Tory campaign said BewareThe Muslim from TootingBut voters were rootingFor Sadiq, … Continue reading →

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Beyond Our Ken

Posted on April 29, 2016 by twitmericks

With Naz who offended suspended/ The party intended things ended/ But Labour top brass/ Who hoped it’d pass/ Had not apprehended what Ken did./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36160135 With Naz who offended suspendedThe party intended things endedBut Labour top brassWho hoped it'd passHad … Continue reading →

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Danczuk – Here’s a ban, chuck

Posted on December 31, 2015 by twitmericks

The party has moved to suspend/ A Labour MP who would send/ The odd highly-sexed/ And somewhat lewd text/ To his rather young female friend./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35204398 The party has moved to suspendA Labour MP who would sendThe odd highly-sexedAnd somewhat … Continue reading →

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