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Piss Off

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

A goalie who came from NZ/ To Salford was shown a straight red/ For having a pee;/ “It’s quite clear to me,/ He just had to go”, the ref said./// https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/peed-off-salford-city-goalkeeper-given-red-card-for-urinating-during-national-league-game-a3670556.html A goalie who came from NZTo Salford was shown … Continue reading →

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EU-rine Trouble Cameron

Posted on December 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Cameron‘s shock intervention/At last week’s big EU convention/May not have been driven/By reasons he’s given/But rather by urine retention. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/shortcuts/2011/dec/12/david-cameron-full-bladder-technique?INTCMP=SRCH

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