Tag Archives: police

Biggs V the Pigs

Posted on December 18, 2013 by twitmericks

Old Ronnie Biggs helped rob a train;/ Imprisoned, he got out again./ He then did a bunk/ And sang as a punk/ While Slipper pursued him in vain./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/ronnie-biggs-dead-great-train-robber-dies-aged-84-9012029.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/413259202878910465  

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Cops and Knobbers

Posted on August 13, 2013 by twitmericks

A randy PC from Caerphilly/ Had sex on the job, which was silly./ He said I am armed/ But don’t be alarmed/ The thing in my pants is my willy. ///http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gwent-police-criticised-unacceptable-handling-5700739 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367313283704832001

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Cops and Knobbers

Posted on July 6, 2013 by twitmericks

A former policeman named BobWho during the course of his jobWent deep undercoverAnd knocked up his loverSaid sorry for being a knob. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/undercover-police-bob-lambert-exclusive A former policeman named BobWho during the course of his jobWent deep undercoverAnd knocked up his loverSaid … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Forget Paris

Posted on April 9, 2013 by twitmericks

A teen police aide, Paris Brown/ Reluctantly had to step down/ Acute twitterhoea/ Destroyed her career/ And gained her unwelcome renown. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/09/paris-brown-stands-down-twitter https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/321635220711415808

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

A Fair Cop?

Posted on March 31, 2013 by twitmericks

A cop on a 999 call/ Tripped over and suffered a fall/ Wherever is blame/ So they say, is a claim/ So she’s suing, which some say shows gall. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21987343 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/318455793345236992

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

An Unfair Cop

Posted on February 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a top woman copper/ Who sadly has now come a cropper/ They sent her to jail/ Over info for sale/ Such conduct considered improper. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21292338 ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/297384371453820928

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Mitchell Stitch-up?

Posted on December 18, 2012 by twitmericks

A former Conservative Whip/ Denied giving officers lip/ Midst doubts on the fitness/ Of one supposed witness/ Who said he saw Mitchell let rip. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/andrew-mitchell-plebgate-police-cctv-downing-street ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/281138050770300929

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Bettison Jettisoned (again)

Posted on October 25, 2012 by twitmericks

A Yorkshireman known as Sir Norman/ Has handed his pass to the doorman/ He misled reporters/ By blaming supporters/ So quit as a senior lawman. ///http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2012/10/25/norman-bettison-finally-resigns-over-hillsborough-allegations-after-weeks-of-pressure-100252-32099851/

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

None so blind…

Posted on October 18, 2012 by twitmericks

A blind man in Chorley was floored/ When police took his stick for a sword/ The moral I find/ Is noone’s so blind/ As a cop with a taser who’s bored. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/oct/17/police-taser-blind-man-stick?newsfeed=true

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Good Try, Mr Mackenzie

Posted on September 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Mackenzie, ex-boss of the Sun/ Refuses to face what he’s done/ He blames the Old Bill/ Cos he gets some ill will/ For a headline he opted to run. //// http://blogs.channel4.com/alex-thomsons-view/kelvin-mackenzie-demands-hillsborough-apology-police/2757

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment