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Cut the Crap

Posted on November 21, 2013 by twitmericks

Ed Miliband’s energy cap Got Cameron into a flap Now Dave wants to axe The fossil fuel tax Or in his own words ‘that green crap’. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-to-axe-green-2815414 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403572765023666176

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They Heat Horses, Don’t They?

Posted on November 10, 2013 by twitmericks

The member for Stratford on Avon/ Insists that he ain’t misbehavin’/ He just wasn’t able/ To notice the stable/ On heating expenses he gave in. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24887143 The member for Stratford on AvonInsists that he ain't misbehavin'He just wasn't ableTo notice … Continue reading →

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Wrekin Havoc

Posted on November 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The Tory MP for the Wrekin/ Was secretly videoed speakin’/ Of how his name seals/ Albanian deals/ And just how much cash he was seekin’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24827405 The Tory MP for the WrekinWas secretly videoed speakin'Of how his name sealsAlbanian dealsAnd … Continue reading →

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Moving Targets

Posted on October 10, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory whose boasts/ Concerning TB-bearing hosts/ Were proven absurd/ And so he averred/ That badgers were moving the posts. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24459424 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/388061146957484032

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“In-Out” Shaken About

Posted on October 6, 2013 by twitmericks

A Tory named Adam Afriyie/ Wants popular voting next year/ On our EU links,/ But everyone thinks/ It’s really about his career. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24417670 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/386857045728575489

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Let them Eat Organic Cotswold Loaves

Posted on October 2, 2013 by twitmericks

The PM, our government’s head/ When asked for the price of cheap bread/ Said let them eat cake/ (Or loaves that I bake/ In my Panasonic instead). ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/oct/01/david-cameron-price-of-bread The PM, our government's headWhen asked for the price of cheap breadSaid … Continue reading →

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Farewell Welfare?

Posted on September 30, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a man with a smirk/ Who reckoned the unemployed shirk/ And so required claimants/ Of benefit payments/ To do some community work. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/work-dole-jobseekers-allowance-george-osborne-conservative https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/384678152607236096

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Family Guy

Posted on September 16, 2013 by twitmericks

The member for Worthing & Shoreham/ Has told a Conservative Forum/ That one may exclude/ MPs with no brood/ From family matters – ignore ’em.   ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/10313013/Sarah-Teather-was-a-poor-families-minister-because-she-has-no-children-ex-Minister-suggests.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/379644447912239105

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Cameron takes a Hammering

Posted on August 30, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM who misread/ The mood of the party he led/ A Commons defeat/ Means Dave must retreat/ And let France bomb Assad instead.///   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23892783 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/373353985844838400 **Book out next week –  September 5 in the UK – http://www.amazon.co.uk/There-Was-Geezer-Called-Caesar/dp/1907554866/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375432501&sr=8-1&keywords=mick+twister **

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Failure of Will

Posted on August 14, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old woman whose will/ Bequeathed the UK half a mil/ Which Con and Lib Dem/ Decided meant them/ But now they’ve been given the bill. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/14/lib-dems-tories-bequest-joan-edwards https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367666131244687360

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