Tag Archives: tories

Local Corporation Fat Tax

Posted on January 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a Tory Town Hall/ Whose concept of playing hardball/ Was ‘claimants, be  slim/ Or go to the gym/ Or else you will get bugger all’. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/westminster-councils-bid-to-slash-benefits-from-fat-people-sparks-backlash-from-gps-8436802.html

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Making Plans for Nigel

Posted on November 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Nationalist Nigel Farage/ Rejected a Tory ménage/ When asked if he’d side/ With the Cons, he implied/ That he’d sooner take part in the hajj. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/its-war-nigel-farage-flatly-rejects-call-from-senior-tory-for-ukip-and-conservative-eu-pact-at-the-general-election-8349014.html

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Lord of the Lies

Posted on November 9, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a Conservative peer/ Who said I would like to make clear/ I’m not an abuser/ Ignore my accuser/ And Newsnight,who got a bum steer. /// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/the-bloggers-have-the-wrong-man-former-tory-treasurer-lord-mcalpine-denies-wholly-false-child-abuse-claims-8300474.html

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Get Her Out of Here!

Posted on November 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a woman, Nadine/ Who longed to appear on the screen/ So the Mid Beds MP/ Got a gig on TV/ And may catch the odd vote in between. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901

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Saddle Soap

Posted on November 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Rebekah & Dave, side by side/ Had a quite unpredictable ride/ It was hard to control,/ Texted Cameron (LOL)/ And after his speech, Becky cried. ///

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Naming No Names

Posted on November 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old paedophile Tory/ Who was going to be in a story/  On Newsnight last night/ Until they took fright/ So you may as well watch Balamory. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9652824/BBCs-Newsnight-airs-claims-of-child-abuse-against-leading-Tory-politician.html

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The MPs are Revolting!

Posted on November 1, 2012 by twitmericks

There were some revolting MPs/ Who voted to cut & not freeze/ A budget in Brussels/ So flexing their muscles/ Without bringing Dave to his knees. ///http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ebda7ca6-2391-11e2-bb86-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2Av8RgOyM

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The Rich Get Richer (And The Poor Get Children)

Posted on October 26, 2012 by twitmericks

The fellow they call IDS/ Says poor people ought to breed less/ Gotta earn a few quid/ Before having a kid/ (Or send them up chimneys, I guess). ///The fellow they call IDS/Says poor people ought to breed less/Gotta earn … Continue reading →

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The Great Train Snobbery

Posted on October 19, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an MP for Tatton/ Who paid standard fare & then sat on/ A seat up in 1st/ With Mitchell’s outburst/ It forms a familiar pattern. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20008342

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That Sinking Feeling

Posted on October 10, 2012 by twitmericks

A Tory PM known as Dave/ Was stark in the warning he gave/ We must now sink or swim/ Was the message from him/ (On his way to a watery grave). ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron-speech-britain-can-sink-or-she-can-swim-8205214.html

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