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Dishonourable member

Posted on May 29, 2019 by twitmericks

A blundering blond Brexiteer/ Was called by a judge to appear,/ And though he denies/ He told whopping lies,/ His pants are on fire, I fear./// A blundering blond BrexiteerWas called by a judge to appear,And though he deniesHe told … Continue reading →

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Fence policy

Posted on May 27, 2019 by twitmericks

In Britain, the Euro-election/ Reflected widespread disaffection/ As parties that tried/ To not take a side/ Lost voters in every direction./// In Britain, the Euro-electionReflected widespread disaffectionAs parties that triedTo not take a sideLost voters in every direction.#EuropeanElectionResults #ep2019 #EUelectionresults … Continue reading →

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End of May

Posted on May 24, 2019 by twitmericks

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading →

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Leadsom balloon

Posted on May 22, 2019 by twitmericks

For May, losing Andrea Leadsom/ Leaves things looking ever more dreadsome/ But Tories may find/ Once May has resigned/ The problem is not just who heads ’em./// For May, losing Andrea LeadsomLeaves things looking ever more dreadsomeBut Tories may findOnce … Continue reading →

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Leave to remain

Posted on April 8, 2019 by twitmericks

Ex-Brexiteer columnist Peter/ Thought leaving would render life sweeter,/ But now he reflexit/ Is evident Brexit/ Would leave us knee-deep in excreta./// Ex-Brexiteer columnist PeterThought leaving would render life sweeter,But now he reflexitIs evident BrexitWould leave us knee-deep in excreta.#PeterOborne#Brexithttps://t.co/jdogv2iXPX … Continue reading →

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Shit choices

Posted on March 28, 2019 by twitmericks

When members were polled in the end/ On which polished turd they’d commend,/ Indicative voting/ Left no motion floating,/ They all disappeared round the bend./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/27/mps-reject-all-alternative-brexit-options When members were polled in the endOn which polished turd they'd commend,Indicative votingLeft no … Continue reading →

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Members rise up

Posted on March 26, 2019 by twitmericks

MPs have been airing their views,/ And say it’s now their turn to choose/ What Britain should do/ About the EU,/ Instead of just watching May lose./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47701591 MPs have been airing their views,And say it's now their turn to … Continue reading →

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May not last

Posted on March 14, 2019 by twitmericks

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading →

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May delay

Posted on February 26, 2019 by twitmericks

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Perceiving the ebbing away/ Of both her majority/ And her authority,/ Granted a vote on delay./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Perceiving the ebbing awayOf both her majorityAnd her authority,Granted a vote on delay.#Brexit #PeoplesVote #TheresaMay #BrexitShambles #Article50 … Continue reading →

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Rebel treble

Posted on February 20, 2019 by twitmericks

Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading →

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