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Amber Warning

Posted on April 26, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tory MP Amber Rudd/ Whose name is increasingly mudd/ Protects Mrs May/ But day after day/ Her statements turn out to be crudd./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/26/amber-rudd-stumbles-toward-total-ineptitude-over-windrush The Tory MP Amber RuddWhose name is increasingly muddProtects Mrs MayBut day after dayHer statements … Continue reading →

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Windrush of Change

Posted on April 16, 2018 by twitmericks

The government’s eager to say/ The children of Windrush can stay,/ So who stripped the rights/ From British non-whites?/ Step forward, Theresa M. May!/// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/16/theresa-may-caribbean-representatives-windrush-immigration The government's eager to sayThe children of Windrush can stay,So who stripped the rightsFrom British … Continue reading →

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Is that Badenoch For You?

Posted on April 8, 2018 by twitmericks

MP Kemi Badenoch hacked/ A rival, a criminal act/ The Tory vice-chair/ Decided to share;/ If lucky, she’ll only be sacked./// MP Kemi Badenoch hackedA rival, a criminal actThe Tory vice-chairDecided to share;If lucky, she'll only be sacked.https://t.co/MwwegHFuWH — Mick … Continue reading →

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Customary Divisions

Posted on February 27, 2018 by twitmericks

A union, Corbyn decided,/ For customs is OK provided/ It’s prefaced with ‘a’,/ Not nasty old ‘the’,/ And leaves Tories badly divided./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43189878   A union, Corbyn decided,For customs is OK providedIt's prefaced with 'a',Not nasty old 'the',And leaves Tories … Continue reading →

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Young, Dumb and Full of Shit

Posted on January 9, 2018 by twitmericks

Provocative Toadmeister Young,/ Beset by an odour that clung,/ Has now had to quit,/ Pursued by the shit/ That he himself joyfully flung./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42617922 Provocative Toadmeister Young,Beset by an odour that clung,Has now had to quit,Pursued by the shitThat he … Continue reading →

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Muffled Reshuffle

Posted on January 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A strong, stable leader named May/ Reshuffled her people today,/ But those told to go/ Just answered her ‘No!’/ And so she allowed them to stay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42615003 A strong, stable leader named MayReshuffled her people today,But those told to goJust … Continue reading →

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Failing Grayling

Posted on January 2, 2018 by twitmericks

Conservative minister Grayling/ Left overcharged passengers railing/ And flew off to Qatar/ To dodge the small matter/ Of policies palpably failing./// Conservative minister GraylingLeft overcharged passengers railingAnd flew off to QatarTo dodge the small matterOf policies palpably failing.#RailFail #railfares #railfare … Continue reading →

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A-don’ Believe it!

Posted on December 30, 2017 by twitmericks

Ex-minister Andrew Adonis,/ To judge by his horrified tone is/ Just grasping that May/ Is in disarray,/ While most are appalled at his slowness./// Ex-minister Andrew #Adonis ,To judge by his horrified tone isJust grasping that MayIs in disarray,While most … Continue reading →

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Blue Green

Posted on December 21, 2017 by twitmericks

The minister Damien Green/ Is now just another has-been/ Although he poured scorn/ On claims he watched porn/ His downloads were seen as obscene./// *** Dave Davis, who loudly averred/ He’d quit if the sacking occurred/ Of Damian Green/ Did … Continue reading →

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Blue Green

Posted on December 1, 2017 by twitmericks

The minister looked so forlorn,/ His allies were driven to warn/ It’s very improper/ For some retired copper/ To comment on Damien’s porn./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42197309 The minister looked so forlorn,His allies were driven to warnIt's very improperFor some retired copperTo comment … Continue reading →

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