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Trump is a Massive Cock

Posted on January 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A Chinese purveyor of shlock/ Denies he intended to mock/ The POTUS-elect/ With his large erect/ Inflatable yellow-haired cock./// http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/13/chinese-factory-selling-rooster-balloon-that-looks-exactly-like-donald-trump-denies-its-supposed-to-be-donald-trump-n2271095 A Chinese purveyor of shlockDenies he intended to mockThe POTUS-electWith his large erectInflatable yellow-haired cock. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January … Continue reading →

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Urine For it Now!

Posted on January 11, 2017 by twitmericks

The Donald was quick to dismiss/ Reports of his urophile bliss/ As phoney and fake/ So please for Trump’s sake/ Will people stop taking the piss./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38586626 The Donald was quick to dismissReports of his urophile blissAs phoney and fakeSo … Continue reading →

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Trump Pissed at Claims

Posted on January 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow who lives in Trump Tower/ Is said to be in Russia’s power/ For he could be hurt/ By FSB dirt/ Involving a group golden shower./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.wrJ64DXzK#.iyq3KmdEV A fellow who lives in Trump TowerIs said to be in Russia's … Continue reading →

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Confirmation Sessions

Posted on January 10, 2017 by twitmericks

Republican nominee Sessions,/ Confronted with former transgressions,/ Insists he’s no fan/ Of Duke and the Klan,/ Whatever initial impressions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38564478 Republican nominee Sessions,Confronted with former transgressions,Insists he's no fanOf Duke and the Klan,Whatever initial impressions. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January … Continue reading →

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Wall Faces Barrier

Posted on January 6, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Trump/ Who asked US Congress to stump/ Up cash for his wall/ As Mexicans all/ Said go take a big running jump./// who will pay? There was an old fellow named TrumpWho asked US … Continue reading →

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Secret Servers

Posted on December 29, 2016 by twitmericks

Obama says Putin gave backing/ To covert electoral hacking/ US repercussions/ Mean 35 Russians/ Were given the word to get packing./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025 Obama says Putin gave backingTo covert electoral hackingUS repercussionsMean 35 RussiansWere given the word to get packing. — … Continue reading →

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Putin’s Pal

Posted on December 13, 2016 by twitmericks

Rex Tillerson, Trump’s pick at State,/ We hear is a very good mate/ Of Vladimir Putin/ Whose hackers were rootin’/ For Donald, so agents relate./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/13/rex-tillerson-named-as-donald-trumps-secretary-of-state-exxon-mobil-chief-putin https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/808670711556534272

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Climate of Denial

Posted on December 9, 2016 by twitmericks

Trump’s EPA nominee Pruitt,/ A man who kept trying to suitt,/ Insists global warming/ Is all misinforming./ His grandchildren may live to ruitt./// http://www.latimes.com/opinion/opinion-la/la-ol-trump-pruitt-epa-climate-change-20161207-story.html Trump's EPA nominee Pruitt,A man who kept trying to suitt,Insists global warmingIs all misinforming.His grandchildren may … Continue reading →

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Time on His Side

Posted on December 7, 2016 by twitmericks

The Person of 2016/ According to Time Magazine/ Is Donald J Trump/ Who acted the chump/ But won when it wasn’t foreseen./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/07/donald-trump-named-as-time-magazines-person-of-the-year The Person of 2016According to Time MagazineIs Donald J TrumpWho acted the chumpBut won when it wasn't … Continue reading →

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Theatre Critics

Posted on November 19, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Pence/ Whose Broadway excursion got tense,/ The cast of the drama/ (More into Obama),/ Refusing to sit on the fence./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38039286 There was an old fellow named PenceWhose Broadway excursion got tenseThe cast of … Continue reading →

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