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Dump Trump

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Significant numbers of voters/ Turned out in the States to give notice/ They’re not gonna plump/ For President Trump / The next time they’re picking a POTUS./// Significant numbers of votersTurned out in the States to give noticeThey're not gonna … Continue reading →

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Cack-handed cover-up

Posted on October 24, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old man of the West/ Who said “I am most unimpressed -/ These fellows from Saudi,/ Their cover-up’s lousy!/ My cover-ups? Those are the best!”/// There was an old man of the WestWho said "I am most … Continue reading →

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Accursed judge

Posted on October 21, 2018 by twitmericks

The witches of Brooklyn are here,/ And Kavanaugh’s quaking with fear/ They’ll give him a hex/ That shrivels his sex/ Or worse, makes him stop liking beer./// The witches of Brooklyn are here,And Kavanaugh's quaking with fearThey'll give him a … Continue reading →

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Judge judged

Posted on September 28, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a pale, stale, male/ Entitled alumnus of Yale/ Who, being accused/ By those he’d abused,/ Would bluster and bully and wail./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/27/kavanaugh-ford-testimony-latest-what-will-they-say-senate-hearing There once was a pale, stale, maleEntitled alumnus of YaleWho, being accusedBy those he'd abused,Would … Continue reading →

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UNGA games

Posted on September 25, 2018 by twitmericks

Addressing the top UN crowd/ The POTUS declared he was proud/ He’d done so much more/ Than any before,/ Which had them all laughing out loud./// Addressing the top UN crowdThe POTUS declared he was proudHe'd done so much moreThan … Continue reading →

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Toad’s tool

Posted on September 18, 2018 by twitmericks

A porn star once dear to Trump’s heart/ Described his most intimate part/ As less than humungous/ And shaped like a fungus,/ Like Toad out of Mario Kart./// A porn star once dear to Trump's heartDescribed his most intimate partAs … Continue reading →

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West wingnut

Posted on September 5, 2018 by twitmericks

The veteran journalist Bob/ From talking to Donald Trump’s mob,/ Found less stable genius,/ More misdemeanious/ Unstable dumbass nutjob./// Some readers may be thrown by the scansion in line 5, which appears to be a syllable short when taken on … Continue reading →

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Nike takes the knee

Posted on September 4, 2018 by twitmericks

The Kaepernick advert for Nike/ Has got right-wing critics all spiky;/ They’re torching their shoes/ And lighting a fuse/ Right under Trump’s volatile psyche./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/american-football/45407340 The Kaepernick advert for NikeHas got right-wing critics all spiky;They're torching their shoes And lighting … Continue reading →

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Briefs in a Twist

Posted on August 22, 2018 by twitmericks

A man representing as brief/ A future Commander-in-chief/ Broke rules on elections,/ But on whose directions?/ The candidate’s – Hail to the Thief!/// A man representing as brief A future Commander-in-chief Broke rules on elections,But on whose directions?The candidate's – … Continue reading →

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More Trumpery

Posted on July 27, 2018 by twitmericks

An ex-Trump attorney named Cohen/ Denies Donald’s claims of not knowin/’ Of campaign discussions/ With prominent Russians;/ Trump’s nose, like the scandal, keeps growin’./// An ex-Trump attorney named CohenDenies Donald's claims of not knowin'Of campaign discussionsWith prominent Russians;Trump's nose, like … Continue reading →

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