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Wise Guy

Posted on January 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Donald declares he is smart,/ His genius way off the chart;/ The louder his pleas,/ The more the world sees/ A dumb narcissistic old fart./// Old Donald declares he is smart,His genius right off the chart;The louder his pleas,The … Continue reading →

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Treason and Plot

Posted on January 4, 2018 by twitmericks

Here is the Donald Trump news:/ His staff are all airing their views,/ Steve Bannon cried treason,/ Trump questioned his reason,/ And most of them wanted to lose./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42559436  

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Please No Moore

Posted on December 13, 2017 by twitmericks

Electors considered Roy Moore/ And voted to show him the door;/ For President Trump,/ His pal on the stump,/ This signifies trouble in store./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42333712 Electors considered Roy MooreAnd voted to show him the door;For President Trump,His pal on the … Continue reading →

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To be Franken…

Posted on December 7, 2017 by twitmericks

Announcing his own resignation/ Because of alleged molestation/ Al Franken suggests/ When talking sex pests/ We look at the head of the nation./// https://www.thedailybeast.com/al-franken-ironic-im-leaving-when-trump-roy-moore-have-support Announcing his own resignationBecause of alleged molestationAl Franken suggestsWhen talking sex pestsWe look at the head … Continue reading →

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No Offence but…

Posted on November 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A chap from Korea named Kim/ Called Donald decrepit and dim/ Said Trump in retort:/ “He’s fat and he’s short/ But I’m never rude about him!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41958553 A chap from Korea named KimCalled Donald decrepit and dimSaid #Trump in retort:"He's … Continue reading →

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Trump gets Muellered

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

Paul Manafort getting indicted/ Has many Trump-watchers excited/ They cannot but notice/ It’s leaving the POTUS/ Increasingly thickly beshited./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41804740 Paul Manafort getting indictedHas many Trump-watchers excitedThey cannot but noticeIt's leaving the POTUSIncreasingly thickly beshited. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) October … Continue reading →

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More on Trump

Posted on October 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Potus declared civil woron/ Rex T who had called him a moron/ He said it’s fake news/ But let’s test IQs/ A test I’ll get such a big scoron./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41570266 The Potus declared civil woronRex T who had called … Continue reading →

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DC Dump

Posted on August 3, 2017 by twitmericks

According to President Trump/ The White House is rather a dump/ It lacks golden showers/ Like those at Trump Towers/ To pamper the POTUS’s rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-white-house-us-president-real-dump-chelsea-clinton-golf-bedminster-golf-club-new-jersey-a7872096.html According to President TrumpThe White House is rather a dumpIt lacks golden showersLike those … Continue reading →

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Mooch Job Blow

Posted on August 1, 2017 by twitmericks

The Mooch is now back on the shelf/ Not wanted as Donald’s house-elf/ Summarily fired/ When only just hired./ I hope he’s not down on himself./// The Mooch is now back on the shelfNot wanted as Donald's house-elfSummarily firedWhen only … Continue reading →

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Scaramouche, can you?

Posted on July 28, 2017 by twitmericks

Scaramucci provoked a fandango,/ Denying it takes two to tango/ For strategist Bannon,/ A fellow loose cannon;/ I ask you – how low can a mango?/// http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon Scaramucci provoked a fandango,Denying it takes two to tangoFor strategist Bannon,A fellow loose … Continue reading →

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