Monthly Archives: February 2012

From Russia with Lav

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a old fellow from Russia Who went to see Syria’s Bashar As mortars & bombs Rained down upon Homs Mr Lavrov gladhanded the crusher. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/07/us-syria-idUSTRE80S08620120207

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Wot the Dickens

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Mr Charles Dickens, aka Boz Is remembered on this day becoz He’s 200 years old And the stories he told Were some of the best that there woz.  

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Cameras Don’t Linger on MIA’s Finger

Posted on February 7, 2012 by twitmericks

MIA was a rapper from Mitcham Who US nets thought’d bewitch ’em But sadly the singer Gave viewers the finger* Before TV bosses could switch ’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/feb/06/did-mia-shock-super-bowl *Look, there are places where finger rhymes with singer – like Liverpool. OK?

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Oldest Queen On the Scene

Posted on February 6, 2012 by twitmericks

A very old Queen known as Liz Has been 60 years in the biz In her time on the throne She has made it her own Tho Charlie Boy wishes ’twas his. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/uk-britain-queen-jubilee-idUKTRE81500J20120206

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Content of Court?

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

QPR star Joey Barton Says he would turn into a martyr’n Be jailed over Twitter Farewell all that glitter & hello to conditions more spartan. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/05/joey-barton-john-terry-tweets

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Snow Flights, Sorry

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an airport, Heathrow Where 1 or 2 inches of snow Meant flight cancellation & much aggravation For people with places to go. http://edition.cnn.com/2012/02/05/travel/europe-cold-snap/index.html

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Lack of Resolution

Posted on February 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old man in Damascus Allegedly guilty of massacres The UNSC Tried and failed to agree What did you do? Our children will ask us. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/04/assad-obama-resign-un-resolution?newsfeed=true

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Hack Attack

Posted on February 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The Yard & the Feds made a pact So Anonymous types could be tracked To amusement of all Their conference call Was not unsurprisingly hacked. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/feb/03/anonymous-hacks-call-fbi-scotland-yard

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Chopper Chopped

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

John Terry, ex-Engerland skipper Ain’t looking especially chipper The FA cut him loose Over racist abuse (Last time twas affairs of the zipper). http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/03/john-terry-stripped-england-captaincy-racism

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Defeated on Points

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

The energy minister Chris When living in conjugal bliss Gave his points to his wife. Due to marital strife He must pay now for being remiss. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/03/chris-huhne-expected-resign-charges-speeding  

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