Monthly Archives: November 2012

News Justin

Posted on November 9, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old bishop named Justin/ The C of E places its trust in/ As bish on the Wear/ For only a year/ By episcopal standards he’s thrustin.

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By Official App

Posted on November 8, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a Conservative chap/ Who had an ingenious app/ To track information/ And sound out the nation/ On whether the government’s crap. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20240874

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Things that go Trump in the Night

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Billionaire Donald J. Trump/ Has been having a little tub-thump/ But the popular vote/ Is Obama’s, I note/ So the Trumpster can go take a jump. /// http://www.salon.com/2012/11/07/donald_trump_loses_it_calls_for_revolution/?fb_action_ids=4695411870806&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%224695411870806%22%3A485838804793530%7D&action_type_map=%7B%224695411870806%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

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Legitimate Defeats

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Republicans Richard and Todd/ Made comments on rape and on God/ That apparently when it/ Came down to the Senate/ Electors thought creepy & odd. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/07/todd-akin-richard-mourdock-senate-results

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Barack Back

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

President Barack Obama/ Survived an electoral drama/ To win re-election/ With Romney’s rejection/ Across the US panorama.  

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Get Her Out of Here!

Posted on November 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a woman, Nadine/ Who longed to appear on the screen/ So the Mid Beds MP/ Got a gig on TV/ And may catch the odd vote in between. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901

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Notch it up as a Tie

Posted on November 6, 2012 by twitmericks

As two men who want to be POTUS/ Await the decision of floaters/ In ol’ Dixville Notch/ The 1st place to watch/ The candidates each got 5 voters. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/9657746/US-election-First-results-in-as-tiny-town-casts-historic-ballot.html

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Home Truths

Posted on November 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old care home in Wales/ Where cops ignored residents’ tales/ Of sexual abuse/ & so some deduce/ The case involved prominent males. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20204687

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Copt Adopted

Posted on November 4, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old bishop, a Copt/ The lottery chose to adopt/ To be the new pope/ Now worshippers hope/ Sectarian hate can be stopped. ///http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/1/64/57107/Egypt/Politics-/Bishop-Tawadros-chosen-as-Egypts-th-Coptic-Pope.aspx

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Saddle Soap

Posted on November 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Rebekah & Dave, side by side/ Had a quite unpredictable ride/ It was hard to control,/ Texted Cameron (LOL)/ And after his speech, Becky cried. ///

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