Monthly Archives: May 2013

Man City Manager Mancini Mismanaged

Posted on May 14, 2013 by twitmericks

Roberto Mancini of Italy Is leaving Man City quite bitterly Despite a big payoff The manager’s layoff Was not done especially prettily. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22507128 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/334225549838934016

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Ex-con Exes

Posted on May 13, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an ex-husband and wife Brought low by their marital strife The pair of old lags Now out wearing tags Emerge to a different life. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10053067/Chris-Huhne-and-Vicky-Pryce-released-wearing-electronic-tags.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333866076146397186

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Sharif the Chief

Posted on May 12, 2013 by twitmericks

A fellow named Nawaz Sharif/ Is set to be Pakistan’s chief./ He staged a revival,/ Upstaging his rival,/ To old Imran Khan’s disbelief. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22420033 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333567990459162625

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Wigan Peerless

Posted on May 11, 2013 by twitmericks

The cup-winners Wigan Athletic, Frenetic and most energetic, Defeated Man City Who looked pretty shitty Or anyway rather pathetic. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22409634 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333318815180017664

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Going Outside for a Leak

Posted on May 11, 2013 by twitmericks

Two astronauts urgently seek/ The source of a cooling pump leak/ Unless they replace/ A part out in space/ The mission is right up the creek. ///http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/05/11/nasa-astronaut-leak-space-station/2152081/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/333244515919998977

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Put Inside for Genocide

Posted on May 11, 2013 by twitmericks

An old Guatemalan dictator/ And gross human rights violator/ Was found to bear guilt/ For blood that was spilt/ Though not until 30 years later. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/former-dictator-efrain-rios-montt-convicted-of-genocide-in-guatemala-8612045.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332996475355275265

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Come on Feel the Moyes

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks

The Everton boss David Moyes/ Is taking on Ferguson’s boys/ He’ll pick em & coach em/ Cajole & reproach em/ (Perhaps with a little less noise). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22453802 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332569415344328704

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Mr Tory Goes to Town

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a Mr Men story/ About an old chap, Mr Tory/ Who told all the schools/ To follow his rules/ No matter how ancient and hoary. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/09/michael-gove-mr-men-history-lessons ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332516293725020160

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Fergie Time’s Up

Posted on May 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old man who was hired For 26 years then retired. He must be delighted To quit Man United While managers elsewhere get fired. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22447018 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332083696205172737

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Tarby-ed by the Same Brush

Posted on May 7, 2013 by twitmericks

Another old man of variety/ Is quizzed over gross impropriety/ Who might the next star be,/ Accused after Tarby,/ A pillar of mainstream society? ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22429904 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/331819275868327936

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