Monthly Archives: July 2013

Cops and Knobbers

Posted on July 6, 2013 by twitmericks

A former policeman named BobWho during the course of his jobWent deep undercoverAnd knocked up his loverSaid sorry for being a knob. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/undercover-police-bob-lambert-exclusive A former policeman named BobWho during the course of his jobWent deep undercoverAnd knocked up his loverSaid … Continue reading →

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Holy Father

Posted on July 5, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Pope, John Paul IIWhose canonisation soon beckoned.Tho lacking empiricalProof, JP’s miracleRang true, the Vatican reckoned. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/10161976/Pope-John-Paul-II-to-be-made-a-saint-Vatican-announces.html There was a Pope, John Paul IIWhose canonisation soon beckoned.Tho lacking empiricalProof, JP's miracleRang true, the Vatican reckoned. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Unite and Fight

Posted on July 5, 2013 by twitmericks

The Labour machine and Unite Got into a bit of a fight About the selection For Falkirk’s election, To Tory and Lib Dem delight. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23192888 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/353097876907376640

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Bugger Bugged

Posted on July 4, 2013 by twitmericks

A media mogul named Rupe Was bugged in a Channel 4 scoop Defending the cause of those who broke laws He landed himself in the soup. ///http://www.channel4.com/news/murdoch-rupert-tom-watson-tape-police-the-sun https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/352818852977057794

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A Morsiless Coup

Posted on July 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old Islamist who/ Was toppled one day in a coup/ The folks in Tahrir/ All gave a big cheer/ But what will the generals do? ///http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/07/03/uk-egypt-protests-idUKBRE96101L20130703 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/352547518921457667

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Vanished Into Thin Air

Posted on July 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Bolivian plane/ Americans thought might contain/ The fellow they seek/ Because of a leak/ But searching the plane was in vain. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23158242 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/352468199100522496

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Punchy Discussion

Posted on July 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A wealthy and prominent RussianWho during a TV discussionDelivered two blowsTo one of his foesCould not avoid some repercussion. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23149431 A wealthy and prominent RussianWho during a TV discussionDelivered two blowsTo one of his foesCould not avoid some repercussion. — … Continue reading →

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Transparent Brilliance

Posted on July 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old physicist bloke Whose invisibility cloak Has won him a prize From which I surmise It’s not just a fictional joke. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sir-john-pendry-pioneer-of-the-invisibility-cloak-wins-top-institute-of-physics-honour-8681272.html

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