Monthly Archives: June 2017

Over a Barrel of Foster’s

Posted on June 9, 2017 by twitmericks

The DUP chief Arlene Foster/ Will fill the Conservative roster/ With her ten MPs;/ Though happy to please,/ She’s told Mrs May it’ll cost ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030 The DUP chief Arlene FosterWill fill the Conservative rosterWith her ten MPs;Though happy to … Continue reading →

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Nuttall Scuttalled

Posted on June 9, 2017 by twitmericks

Ex-leader of UKIP Paul Nuttall/ Whose campaign was not very suttall/ Has now had to quit/ Because he was shit/ As shown by the voters’ rebuttall./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/paul-nuttall-stands-down-as-ukip-leader-after-disastrous-election-result Ex-leader of UKIP Paul NuttallWhose campaign was not very suttallHas now had to … Continue reading →

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May Hem

Posted on June 9, 2017 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named May/ Who threw an election away/ She lost her majority/ And has no authority/ How long can she honestly stay?/// There once was a woman named MayWho threw an election awayShe lost her majorityAnd … Continue reading →

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Clegg On His Face

Posted on June 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A Sheffield MP known as Nick/ Attracted a fair bit of stick/ And some aggravation/ For his Con-Dem nation/ And now he’s been given the flick./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/nick-clegg-sheffield-hallam-no-longer-agrees-with-you A Sheffield MP known as NickAttracted a fair bit of stickAnd some aggravationFor … Continue reading →

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Campaign Supernova

Posted on June 8, 2017 by twitmericks

The contest to lead the UK,/ Which comes to a climax today,/ Became more absorbin’/ When Jeremy Corbyn/ Was seen outcampaigning Ms May.///  https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/872735132591038464

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What Fed Head Said

Posted on June 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The man fired as FBI head/ Revealed what the President said:/ “Now listen here Comey/ Lay off of my homey/ And put this inquiry to bed”./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/07/james-comey-trump-congress-statement The man fired as FBI headRevealed what the President said:"Now listen here ComeyLay … Continue reading →

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Thatcher in the Rye*

Posted on June 6, 2017 by twitmericks

Theresa did not say she’d sworn/ Or secretly read her dad’s porn/ Invited to name/ Her naughtiest shame/ She said she once trampled some corn./// *coined by @JonathanDean_ https://www.buzzfeed.com/fionarutherford/never-have-i-ever?utm_term=.bsKaGEyap#.vvpYzaMY4 Theresa did not say she'd swornOr secretly read her dad's pornInvited … Continue reading →

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Trump Trolls London

Posted on June 5, 2017 by twitmericks

As real leaders go on the air/ To tell London people they care,/ The orange bullshitter/ Is lying on Twitter/ About Sadiq Khan, London’s mayor./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40163567 As real leaders go on the airTo tell London people they care,The orange bullshitterIs … Continue reading →

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To the Pint

Posted on June 5, 2017 by twitmericks

  When killers attempt to spread fear/ Our duty is perfectly clear/ Oppose them as one/ And if you must run/ Then run without spilling your beer./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-flees-london-bridge-terror-10557555 When killers attempt to spread fearOur duty is perfectly clearOppose them as … Continue reading →

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Emissions Possible

Posted on June 2, 2017 by twitmericks

United States President Trump/ Announced his intention to dump/ A climate change pact/ Reflecting the fact/ He’s stuck his head way up his rump./// https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal United States President TrumpAnnounced his intention to dumpA climate change pactReflecting the factHe's stuck his … Continue reading →

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