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ISIS Crisis

Posted on October 2, 2015 by twitmericks

The West’s in a bit of a crisis/ Regarding the problem of ISIS/ As Russia drops bombs/ On Hama and Homs,/ Leaving Assad to his own devices./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/01/russia-targeting-non-isis-groups-syria-airstrikes https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/649962518790733824

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Unsavoury Slavery

Posted on September 30, 2015 by twitmericks

The PM showed disinclination/ To finance slave trade compensation/ But offered Jamaica/ By way of icebreaker/ A new wave of crim transportation./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34401412 The PM showed disinclinationTo finance slave trade compensationBut offered JamaicaBy way of icebreakerA new wave of crim … Continue reading →

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FIFA Madness #2

Posted on September 29, 2015 by twitmericks

Police are now questioning Blatter/ Regarding a criminal matter;/ He wrote massive cheques/ To FIFA execs/ Whose wallets got fatter and fatter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34384930 Police are now questioning #BlatterRegarding a criminal matter;He wrote massive chequesTo FIFA execsWhose wallets got fatter and … Continue reading →

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Emission Admission

Posted on September 23, 2015 by twitmericks

VW Chief Exec Martin/ Announced he will now be departin’/ Because of admissions/ Of dodgy emissions/ (Which clearly the man had no part in)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34340997 VW Chief Exec MartinAnnounced he will now be departin'Because of admissionsOf dodgy emissions(Which clearly the … Continue reading →

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Who Squealed?

Posted on September 21, 2015 by twitmericks

A leading Conservative Lord/ Has used a new book to record/ Some bestial claims/ Of pig-sticking games/ Involving the PM’s pork sword./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2015/09/will-lord-ashcrofts-scandalous-biography-harm-david-cameron-0 A leading Conservative LordHas used a new book to recordSome bestial claimsOf pig-sticking gamesInvolving the PM's pork … Continue reading →

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Barmy Army

Posted on September 21, 2015 by twitmericks

A general felt he should mention/ The army top brass’s intention,/ If Corbyn wins power/ To capture the hour/ By means of an armed intervention./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ministry-of-defence-condemn-army-general-behind-jeremy-corbyn-mutiny-threat-10510353.html A general felt he should mentionThe army top brass's intention,If Corbyn wins powerTo capture … Continue reading →

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School Terror Error

Posted on September 17, 2015 by twitmericks

A boy came to school in 9th grade/ To show off a clock he had made/ This started a panic/ Because he’s Islamic/ So terror police staged a raid./// http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/sep/16/sudanse-american-boy-handcuffed-homemade-clock-school A boy came to school in 9th gradeTo show off … Continue reading →

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Tricky Dicky

Posted on September 16, 2015 by twitmericks

There is a young woman named Gayle/ Whose hoodwinking may end in jail/ A prosthetic dick/ Sufficient to trick/ A girlfriend that she was a male./// http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/15/woman-convicted-of-impersonating-man-to-dupe-friend-into-having-sex There is a young woman named GayleWhose hoodwinking may end in jailA prosthetic … Continue reading →

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Kicking the Abbott

Posted on September 15, 2015 by twitmericks

A fellow named Malcolm from Oz/ Will now be the PM becoz/ The other guy Tony/ Talked so much baloney,/ Folks saw what a loser he woz./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-34241486 A fellow named Malcolm from OzWill now be the PM becozThe other … Continue reading →

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God Save The Quayne

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks

Surpassing a previous reign/ Is quite a big feat to attain/ So everyone here/ Let out a big cheer/ For all the achievements of Wayne./// http://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-09-08/wayne-rooney-breaks-england-goalscoring-record/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/641618200535429121

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