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Legitimate Defeats

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

Republicans Richard and Todd/ Made comments on rape and on God/ That apparently when it/ Came down to the Senate/ Electors thought creepy & odd. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/07/todd-akin-richard-mourdock-senate-results

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Barack Back

Posted on November 7, 2012 by twitmericks

President Barack Obama/ Survived an electoral drama/ To win re-election/ With Romney’s rejection/ Across the US panorama.  

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Get Her Out of Here!

Posted on November 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a woman, Nadine/ Who longed to appear on the screen/ So the Mid Beds MP/ Got a gig on TV/ And may catch the odd vote in between. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901

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Notch it up as a Tie

Posted on November 6, 2012 by twitmericks

As two men who want to be POTUS/ Await the decision of floaters/ In ol’ Dixville Notch/ The 1st place to watch/ The candidates each got 5 voters. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/9657746/US-election-First-results-in-as-tiny-town-casts-historic-ballot.html

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Home Truths

Posted on November 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old care home in Wales/ Where cops ignored residents’ tales/ Of sexual abuse/ & so some deduce/ The case involved prominent males. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20204687

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Copt Adopted

Posted on November 4, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old bishop, a Copt/ The lottery chose to adopt/ To be the new pope/ Now worshippers hope/ Sectarian hate can be stopped. ///http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/1/64/57107/Egypt/Politics-/Bishop-Tawadros-chosen-as-Egypts-th-Coptic-Pope.aspx

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Saddle Soap

Posted on November 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Rebekah & Dave, side by side/ Had a quite unpredictable ride/ It was hard to control,/ Texted Cameron (LOL)/ And after his speech, Becky cried. ///

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Naming No Names

Posted on November 3, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old paedophile Tory/ Who was going to be in a story/  On Newsnight last night/ Until they took fright/ So you may as well watch Balamory. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9652824/BBCs-Newsnight-airs-claims-of-child-abuse-against-leading-Tory-politician.html

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McShane in Pain

Posted on November 3, 2012 by twitmericks

A Labour MP named McShane/ Has decided he cannot remain/ A report by MPs/ Found him guilty of sleaze/ (Though he swears not for personal gain!) ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/nov/02/denis-macshane-resigns-expenses

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Trick or Coke?

Posted on November 2, 2012 by twitmericks

A party of children in Oldham/ Did as authorities toldham/ When drugs & not sweets/ Were given as treats/ The kids neither took ’em nor soldham. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392

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