Brexit Effect Spreads

Posted on October 13, 2016 by twitmericks

A big UK grocery chain/

Is showing the post-Brexit strain/

Tho Lidl or Spar might/

Still have jars of marmite/

At Tesco you’ll seek it in vain.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37639518

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Fears of A Clown

Posted on October 12, 2016 by twitmericks

A terror stalks cities and towns/

From Wick to the Goonhilly Downs,/

Inducing neurosis/

With wigs and red noses – /

The sinister menacing clowns.///

Killer clown sightings mapped out across the UK as craze continues to terrify

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So Hot it’s Smoking!

Posted on October 11, 2016 by twitmericks

A firm that was accident-prone/

Released a combustible phone/

The upmarket burner/

Was not a good earner/

And Samsung shares sank like a stone.///

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/10/11/samsung-permanently-halts-production-of-its-galaxy-note-7-18-billion-wiped-off-shares.html

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Groping for a Strategy

Posted on October 11, 2016 by twitmericks

Subjected to general pillory/

He got out his heavy artillery/

Forget groping females -/

For misusing emails,/

Trump says he’ll incarcerate Hillary.///

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Trump Apology Shock

Posted on October 8, 2016 by twitmericks

Republican candidate Trump/

Is sorry he groped the odd rump/

The number of women/

Inclined to vote him in/

Will doubtless continue to slump.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37594918

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Holy FARC

Posted on October 7, 2016 by twitmericks

Colombia’s boss Juan Manuel/

Received the prestigious Nobel/

For talking to FARC,/

Who got in a nark/

Cos they didn’t get one as well.///

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/10/nobel-peace-prize-2016-colombia-santos-named-winner-161007050458104.html

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Anarchy in the UKIP

Posted on October 7, 2016 by twitmericks

Divisions in UKIP got bitter/
When Woolfe was denounced as a splitter/
As manners forsook ’em/
The MEP Hookem/
Emerged as the party’s big hitter.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37582038

Credit The Sun.

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What the Frack?

Posted on October 6, 2016 by twitmericks

The government’s given its backing/

To shale gas extraction or fracking/

Said Sajid Javid/

Upholding the bid/

“It’s Lancashire’s time to get cracking!”///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-37567866

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Sheikh Down

Posted on October 6, 2016 by twitmericks

A fake sheikh named Mazher Mahmood/

With whom the police would collude/

Who put many stars/

Away behind bars/

Will now himself taste prison food.///

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/oct/05/fake-sheikh-mazher-mahmood-tulisa-contostavlos-trial

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Out of Control

Posted on October 5, 2016 by twitmericks

Diane who came top of the poll/

For UKIP’s top leadership role/

Has called it a day/

Which could pave the way/

For Nigel to take back control.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37558485

 

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