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Cleaned Out

Posted on February 8, 2014 by twitmericks

The fellow who runs immigration/
Has tendered his swift resignation/
The chap’s misdemeanour/
In hiring a cleaner/
Required his defenestration.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26101442

The fellow who runs immigration
Has tendered his swift resignation
The chap's misdemeanour
In hiring a cleaner
Required his defenestration.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 8, 2014

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged immigration, mark harper | Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secrets

Posted on February 7, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an American who/

Was taped saying ‘Fuck the EU’,/

‘That Klitch is a pain’/

And ‘we’ll run Ukraine’/

(So phones get hacked into – who knew?)

///http://www.cbsnews.com/news/victoria-nuland-ambassador-to-ukraine-geoffrey-pyatt-caught-in-leaked-conversation-on-eu/

There was an American who
Was taped saying 'Fuck the EU,
That Klitch is a pain
& we'll run Ukraine'.
So phones get hacked into – who knew?

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 7, 2014

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged klitschko, nuland, ukraine | Leave a comment

Wendi’s Blair Itch Project

Posted on February 6, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a woman named Wendi/

Whose hubby was old and untrendi/

She craved the blue eyes/

The firm butt and thighs/

Of Tony, her sexier friendi.

///http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/wendi-deng-i-adore-tony-blairs-butt-and-his-pierce-blue-eyes-4292631/

There once was a woman named Wendi
Whose hubby was old and untrendi
She craved the blue eyes
& firm butt & thighs
Of Tony her sexier friendi

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 6, 2014

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged blair, murdoch, wendi deng | Leave a comment

Holy Unacceptable

Posted on February 5, 2014 by twitmericks

According to UN research/

Those running the Catholic church/

Let paedophile beasts/

Continue as priests/

While children were left in the lurch.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26044852

https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/431097575224004608

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged catholic, child abuse, paedophilia, vatican | Leave a comment

Press for Freedom

Posted on February 5, 2014 by twitmericks

In Egypt the unjust arrest/

Of journalists must be redressed/

So #freeAJstaff/

And on their behalf/

Let all of us loudly protest.///

http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/201402041841-0023443

https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/430987125421379584

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged #freeajstaff, al jazeera, egypt, press freedom | Leave a comment

There was an armed faction named ISIS/

Which had an identity crisis/

Disowned by the leader/

Of old Al Qaeda*/

It’s left now to its own devices.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-26016318

There was an armed faction named ISIS
Which had an identity crisis
Disowned by the leader
Of old Al Qaeda
It's left now to its own devices.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 3, 2014

*Al Jazeera anchor Kamahl Santamaria advises that my pronunciation of Al Qaeda as ‘Al Kye-ee-da’. is beyond the pale, but until I get a better one I’m going to persevere with it. I think the stress should properly be on the Qa, like tireder, but that’s no use to me!

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks | Leave a comment

Gove Shows Off His Privates

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/

Who said “I am such a fine cove/

If I can contrive it/

So every school’s private/

We’ll all be like I am, by Jove!”

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-26015535

https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/430393357655760896

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged education, gove, schools | Leave a comment

Sink Estate

Posted on February 3, 2014 by twitmericks

A warning to cars vans and trucks/

If near to High Wycombe in Bucks/

Altho it sounds weird/

A sinkhole’s appeared/

That really quite literally sucks.

///http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/02/sinkhole-swallows-family-car_n_4714192.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

A warning to cars vans and trucks
If near to High Wycombe in Bucks
Altho it sounds weird
A sinkhole's appeared
That utterly, literally sucks

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 2, 2014

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged sinkhole, weird | Leave a comment

Fightin’ Huyton

Posted on February 1, 2014 by twitmericks

Baroness Morgan of Huyton/

Has quit but is goin down fightin/

She says it was Gove/

Who gave her the shove/

To put someone more to the right in.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-26001337

Baroness Morgan of Huyton
Has quit but is goin down fightin
She says it was Gove
Who gave her the shove
To put someone more to the right in

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 1, 2014

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged baroness morgan, coalition, education, gove, labour, ofsted, politics, tories | Leave a comment

Versed-Case Scenario

Posted on January 30, 2014 by twitmericks

There once were two boozy old Russians/
Who got into heated discussions/
On poems v prose./
A dispute arose/
With fatal, for one, repercussions.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25942003

There once were two boozy old Russians
Who got into heated discussions
On poems v prose.
A dispute arose
With fatal, for one, repercussions

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 30, 2014

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