A Morsiless Coup

Posted on July 3, 2013 by twitmericks
There was an old Islamist who/
Was toppled one day in a coup/
The folks in Tahrir/
All gave a big cheer/
But what will the generals do?
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Vanished Into Thin Air

Posted on July 3, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Bolivian plane/

Americans thought might contain/

The fellow they seek/

Because of a leak/

But searching the plane was in vain.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23158242

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Punchy Discussion

Posted on July 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A wealthy and prominent Russian
Who during a TV discussion
Delivered two blows
To one of his foes
Could not avoid some repercussion.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23149431

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Transparent Brilliance

Posted on July 1, 2013 by twitmericks
There is an old physicist bloke
Whose invisibility cloak
Has won him a prize
From which I surmise
It’s not just a fictional joke.
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Prehistoric Stones

Posted on June 30, 2013 by twitmericks
Keith, Ronnie, Charlie and Mick
Put on a display that was slick
The chaps from the Stones
Although now old bones
Appear to be still in good nick.
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Don’t Walk

Posted on June 29, 2013 by twitmericks
Two chaps from the old EDL
Are with the police for a spell
They tried to descend
Upon the East End
But ended up sharing a cell.
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Pickles and Salad

Posted on June 27, 2013 by twitmericks
A minister famed for his size,
Eschewing a burger and fries,
Was filmed eating greens.
Such overdone scenes
Are taken with salt by the wise.
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Gillard Stitch-up

Posted on June 26, 2013 by twitmericks
There is an Australian knitter
Who’s currently feeling quite bitter
For old Kevin Rudd
Was out for her blood
& managed today to outwit ‘er.
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The Secret of My Succession

Posted on June 25, 2013 by twitmericks
There was a young man from Qatar
Whose parents saw he could go far
A posh public school
Prepared him to rule
So now he’s succeeded papa.
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Guilty Pleasure

Posted on June 24, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old man from Milan/

With hairpiece and permanent tan/

Whose hunger for bunga/

With girls ever younger/

Has earned 7 years in the can.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23034167

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