G4 Mess

Posted on July 12, 2013 by twitmericks

Security firm G4S/

Has once again got in a mess/

By charging, it’s said/

For tagging the dead./

Its shares are now worth a lot less.

///http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jul/11/g4s-investigated-overcharging-millions-pounds

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Patten of Denial

Posted on July 10, 2013 by twitmericks

The head of the BBC Trust/

Appears to be rather nonplussed/

That over-large payoffs/

Accompanied layoffs/

But surely these things were discussed?

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23253276

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But the Levy was Dry

Posted on July 9, 2013 by twitmericks
There was a young leader named Ed
Who said “Labour’s old ways are dead.
This union levy,
It’s all kind of heavy
Affiliate members instead”.
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He Must Be Chokin’

Posted on July 8, 2013 by twitmericks
A popular chef named Nigella
Was choked by her art dealer fella
He wants a divorce
But shows no remorse
For brutally trying to quell ‘er.

 

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Murray’s Net Gain

Posted on July 7, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a young man from Dunblane/

Who with today’s Wimbledon gain/

Became the first Brit/

To win for a bit/

So ending eight decades of pain.

///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23217393

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A man in Amman

Posted on July 7, 2013 by twitmericks
A cleric named Abu Qatada
A preacher of fervour & ardour
Was sent back to Jordan
A place where his warden
May treat him a little bit harder.
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Cops and Knobbers

Posted on July 6, 2013 by twitmericks

A former policeman named Bob
Who during the course of his job
Went deep undercover
And knocked up his lover
Said sorry for being a knob.

///http://www.channel4.com/news/undercover-police-bob-lambert-exclusive

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Holy Father

Posted on July 5, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a Pope, John Paul II
Whose canonisation soon beckoned.
Tho lacking empirical
Proof, JP’s miracle
Rang true, the Vatican reckoned.

///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/10161976/Pope-John-Paul-II-to-be-made-a-saint-Vatican-announces.html

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Unite and Fight

Posted on July 5, 2013 by twitmericks
The Labour machine and Unite
Got into a bit of a fight
About the selection
For Falkirk’s election,
To Tory and Lib Dem delight.
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Bugger Bugged

Posted on July 4, 2013 by twitmericks
A media mogul named Rupe
Was bugged in a Channel 4 scoop
Defending the cause
of those who broke laws
He landed himself in the soup.
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