There once was a ballboy in Wales/
Who clung to the ball by his nails/
So Eden Hazard/
Received a red card/
For a kick, as he went off the rails.
///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9822878/Chelsea-midfielder-Eden-Hazard-escapes-police-charges-following-ballboy-controversy-in-Legaue-Cup-exit.html
There was a PM known as David/
On Europe his policy wavered/
He said to end doubt/
He’d ask “In or Out”/
(As soon as he knew which he favoured).
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21148282
In Israel a national poll/
Left Bibi in rather a hole/
As voters take fright/
From a swing to the right/
He appears to have scored an own goal.
///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21155064
There once was a sulphurous smell/
Resembling the vapours of hell/
A terrible stench/
That stank out the French/
And now pervades England as well.
///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-great-french-stench-gas-leak-in-rouen-leaves-foulsmelling-cloud-of-gas-wafting-over-southern-england-8461793.html
There was a director named Winner/
Who made films & wrote about dinner/
He then did an ad/
Which though rather bad/
I guess was a wee moneyspinner.
///http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/film-director-and-foodie-michael-winner-dies-aged-77-after-long-illness-8460435.html
There was a repeat on CBeebies/
That gave the DG heebie-jeebies/
Its awful transgression/
A Savile impression/
By character Max from the Tweenies.
///
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2013/jan/20/bbc-jimmy-savile-parody-cbeebies
There was an artistic type who/
Made music from avian poo/
The score was where birds/
Deposited turds/
(And featured a bum note or two!)
There is a big place called Heathrow/
Where millions of passengers go/
To get on a flight/
But sadly it’s shite/
The minute we get any snow.
///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/19/heathrow-cancels-flights-snow?CMP=twt_gu
///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/292632182319632384
Dreamliner company Boeing/
Has problems that just keep on growing/
It seems that the matter is/
Lithium batteries/
Needed to keep the jets going.
///http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/18/boeing-787-dreamliner-grounded
There is an old cyclist named Lance/
Who admits using drugs to enhance/
His cycling career/
As year after year/
He won in the old Tour de France.
///http://www.euronews.com/2013/01/18/lance-armstrong-confesses-all-to-oprah/
