Drop Dead Gorgeous

Posted on April 27, 2012 by twitmericks

Egyptian MPs are debating/

Proposals for posthumous mating/

So shagging a stiff/

May be legalised if/

Those in question are wed, not just dating.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html?ICO=most_read_module

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Norway – 12 Points

Posted on April 26, 2012 by twitmericks

About 40,000 Norwegians/

All gathered to show their allegiance/

And prove Breivik wrong/

By singing a song/

Of peace between nations and regions.

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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hlwq6dOeVzkV-ceaj7NFY_jpC5wQ?docId=97565122357144b0b5da8ce972e4ddfb

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“Murdoch Lies”

Posted on April 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-tabloid lawyer Tom Crone/

Helped cover up who hacked whose phone/

But he says it’s a lie/

For Rupe to imply/

He & Myler did so on their own.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9229532/Lawyer-Tom-Crone-brands-Rupert-Murdochs-cover-up-claims-a-shameful-lie.html

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Rupe Talks Poop

Posted on April 26, 2012 by twitmericks

A media mogul named Rupe/

Says he was kept out of the loop/

By the News of the World/

As the story unfurled/

And was shocked by the Guardian scoop.

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http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c9a5ad16-8f8c-11e1-98b1-00144feab49a.html#axzz1t9RyUK4j

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Taylor, Meet Gaoler

Posted on April 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Liberian warlord Charles Taylor/

A modern-day Vlad the Impaler/

Now has to atone/

For Sierra Leone/

And his war crimes, with Britain his gaoler.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/charles-taylor-convicted-of-aiding-and-abetting-war-crimes-in-historic-ruling-at-icc-7681737.html

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Well I’ll be Double Dipped in Recession

Posted on April 25, 2012 by twitmericks

 

This government gave the impression/

Way back in the 2010 session/

That greater austerity/

Led to prosperity/

Instead we are back in recession.

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“My Bad”, says Spad

Posted on April 25, 2012 by twitmericks

The special adviser, or SPAD/

Is a highly expendable lad*/

Who will carry the can/

When the shit hits the fan/

So the minister doesn’t look bad.

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(Or lass, obviously – but in this case…)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9226216/Jeremy-Hunt-admits-links-between-adviser-and-News-Corp-clearly-not-appropriate.html

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The Hulture Secretary Jeremy…

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

The minister Jeremy Hunt/

Appears to be bearing the brunt/

As Murdoch bites back/

And may face the sack/

For being a brown-nosing chump.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/24/jeremy-hunt-calls-resign-bskyb?newsfeed=true

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Nadine Gets Mean

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Two arrogant posh little boys/

Use the trappings of office as toys/

And ignore voters’ worries/

So says Nadine Dorries/

A Tory. This Labour enjoys.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17815769

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Rutte Stutters

Posted on April 23, 2012 by twitmericks

Mark Rutte, PM of the Dutch/

Has not been enjoying things much/

His government quit/

Because Wilders, the shit/

Would no longer back it as such.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17811509

 

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