Politician’s mass debate

Posted on September 9, 2011 by twitmericks

George Osborne, in his address thanking/The mag for awarding him ranking/Of top politician/Lost all inhibition/Saying GQ was useful for wan-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034694/George-Osborne-makes-w—-joke-picks-award-GQ-magazine.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

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Hate Couture

Posted on September 9, 2011 by twitmericks

#Galliano, big cheese in design/Got a 6,000-odd Euro fine/For race-hate to Jews/Which he blamed on the booze/(An unusual reaction to wine).

(tweeted 8/9/11)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/designer-john-galliano-guilty-of-hate-crime/2011/09/08/gIQACWpECK_video.html

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Making Amelia it

Posted on September 9, 2011 by twitmericks

The Guardian’s Amelia Hill/Was carted away by the bill/For talking to cops/About phone-hacking ops/Which is classic police overkill.

(tweeted 7/9/11)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8746900/Phone-hacking-Guardian-journalist-interviewed-over-police-inquiry-leaks.html

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Franc exchange

Posted on September 9, 2011 by twitmericks

Switzerland’s national bank/Jumped in to devalue the Franc/With the#Euro in crisis/Such high exchange prices/Could make their economy tank.

(tweeted 7/9/11)

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904836104576558982460348312.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

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BroKen

Posted on September 6, 2011 by twitmericks

An old Tory grandee named Ken/Broke ranks with his party again/Clarkey has spoken/To say prison’s broken/Will Dave now stick him in the pen?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/05/kenneth-clarke-riots-penal-system

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Who Knews of the World

Posted on September 6, 2011 by twitmericks

Ex-Murdoch lawyer, T Crone/Says James knew who hacked Taylor’s phone/The email 4 Neville/Went up to his level/So how many more musta known?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/sep/06/phone-hacking-jamesmurdoch

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Self-Lothian Tories

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

The Scottish Conservatives’ name/Appears to be causing them shame/But even rebranded/I have to be candid/They’re going to lose all the same.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/politics/scrap-party-and-start-again-says-would-be-tory-leader-1.1121796

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The Godfather

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

So close are old Murdoch and Blair/Apparently Tony was there/When Rupert’s 2 daughters/Got dipped in the waters/Of Jordan, so he’s a godpère.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/8740530/Tony-Blair-is-godfather-to-Rupert-Murdochs-daughter.html

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Libyan Liberties

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

One of #Libya‘s top opposition/Who was tortured in jail for sedition/Has alleged dirty tricks/By our own MI6/In his extraordinary rendition.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14784365

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Gaddafi and Blair, What a Pair!

Posted on September 5, 2011 by twitmericks

A former PM known as Tony/Counted Muammar G as a crony/The two men had tea/He read Saif’s PhD/And gave positive feedback, the phoney.#libya

(tweeted 4/9/11)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8740464/Libya-secret-documents-link-Tony-Blair-to-Gaddafi-son-Saif-al-Islam-and-his-suspect-thesis.html

 

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