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Gove for Guv?

Posted on June 30, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a contender named Gove:/ Abandoning Boris, he strove/ To beat the big blond/ Despite a shared bond -/ The web of deceit both men wove./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/michael-gove-to-stand-as-tory-leader-a7110591.html There was a contender named Gove:Abandoning Boris, he stroveTo beat the big … Continue reading →

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Going Bananas

Posted on May 18, 2016 by twitmericks

The Hitler stuff led to a hunch/ That Boris was quite out to lunch/ And losing his mojo -/ Banana-wise BoJo/ Seems one or two short of a bunch./// https://www.politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/75112/boris-johnson-goes-bananas-bizarre-fruit-claim The Hitler stuff led to a hunchThat Boris was quite … Continue reading →

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Brexit Strategy

Posted on February 24, 2016 by twitmericks

A party divided on Brexit/ Finds Europe continues to vex it/ As colleagues campaign/ To leave or remain/ While hoping this isn’t what wrecks it./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/feb/23/cameron-smooths-over-rift-with-boris-johnson-as-party-tensions-rise https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/702568619947982849

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Sweary Mayor

Posted on June 18, 2015 by twitmericks

Old Boris the mop-headed mayor/ Found cabbies provoked him to swear/ Just fuck off and die/ He said to a guy/ And not in that order – so there!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33178055 Old Boris the mop-headed mayorFound cabbies provoked him to swearJust … Continue reading →

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Targeting Boris

Posted on June 12, 2014 by twitmericks

An old water cannon that’s German/ Will target the mayor to determine/ If such a big squirt/ Inflicts enough hurt/ For use on us horrible vermin./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-agrees-to-be-shot-by-water-cannon-to-prove-wisdom-of-decision-to-buy-controversial-riot-equipment-for-london-9527093.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/477040588475596800

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Off the Eton Track

Posted on March 15, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/ Who said to his leaders ‘By Jove/ You all went to Eton/ So if we get beaten/ We must find a new type of cove’. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/mar/15/michael-gove-old-etonians-conservative-david-cameron There was an old Tory named GoveWho … Continue reading →

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Honourable Member?

Posted on January 8, 2014 by twitmericks

When Boris said Dave treated Nick/ As a shield so the dirt didn’t stick,/ The word prophylactic/ Describing the tactic/ Implies the PM is a dick. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/london-mayor-election/mayor-of-london/10555489/Nick-Clegg-is-David-Camerons-condom-Boris-Johnson-says.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/420940543259324416

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Night Mayor Scenario

Posted on May 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The battle of Boris & Ken/ Drags on as of 20 past 10/ It’s too close to call/ It’ll go to the wall/ For chrissake if not now then when?  

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Sugar Not So Sweet

Posted on April 19, 2012 by twitmericks

  Lord Sugar, a Labourite peer/ Is backing a Tory, I hear /So possibly when/ He says not to vote Ken/ “You’re Fired!” should be yelled in his ear.

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