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Trucking hell

Posted on January 7, 2019 by twitmericks

The government lined up some truckers,/ And taking the public for suckers,/ Said this would reveal/ They’re primed for No Deal,/ The lying incompetent fuckers*./// *Looking back over 2018, I realised I’d used the last-minute swerve-the-swear-word gag about half a … Continue reading →

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Ships with everything

Posted on January 4, 2019 by twitmericks

All customers hiring our ships/ For post-Brexit freight-bearing trips/ In case of No Deal,/ When choosing your meal,/ Please order side salad or chips./// All customers hiring our shipsFor post-Brexit freight-bearing tripsIn case of No Deal,When choosing your meal,Please order … Continue reading →

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May poll dance

Posted on December 12, 2018 by twitmericks

Conservative backing for May/ Masks problems that won’t go away;/ Finessing the backstop/ Will not make the flak stop -/ She lives to die some other day./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46547246 Conservative backing for MayMasks problems that won't go away;Finessing the backstopWill not … Continue reading →

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Party like it’s 1922

Posted on December 12, 2018 by twitmericks

Sir Graham has 48 letters/ From applecart would-be-upsetters/ Desiring May’s exit,/ So let’s suspend Brexit/ While Tories resolve their vendettas./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/12/brexit-chaos-conservative-mps-trigger-vote-of-no-confidence-theresa-may Sir Graham has 48 lettersFrom applecart would-be-upsettersDesiring May's exit,So let's suspend Brexit While Tories resolve their vendettas.#Brexit #Leadershipchallenge #toryleadership … Continue reading →

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MPs dis May

Posted on December 5, 2018 by twitmericks

Prime Minister May lost a vote,/ Of which she will have to take note,/ On legal advice,/ But having lost thrice,/ Perhaps she should just get her coat./// Prime Minister May lost a vote,Of which she will have to take … Continue reading →

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Kaputsch

Posted on November 20, 2018 by twitmericks

Though May has received the odd letter/ From Tory MPs out to getter,/ Their coup fizzled out,/ Increasing the doubt/ The plotters could run this show better./// https://www.yahoo.com/news/jacob-rees-mogg-admits-brexiteer-125431446.html Though May has received the odd letterFrom Tory MPs out to getter,Their … Continue reading →

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Leavers gonna leave

Posted on November 15, 2018 by twitmericks

A two-parter for you today… 1) Dear PM, So long, it’s been real,/ But now on reflection I feel/ I cannot in conscience/ Support this old nonsense -/ Although I helped broker the deal./// 2) Dear kindly Prime Minister May,/ … Continue reading →

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Cabinet pudding

Posted on November 14, 2018 by twitmericks

The Cabinet meeting on Brexit/ Agreed, though the details still vex it,/ The deal done by May,/ But most pundits say/ Just wait till the Commons rejects it./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46215930 The Cabinet meeting on BrexitAgreed, though the details still vex it,The … Continue reading →

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Raab sees Brexit

Posted on November 8, 2018 by twitmericks

The Brexit Sec’s lately been struck/ That Britain needs shipments by truck/ That pass through Calais;/ The rest of us say:/ “I mean, what the actual fuck?”/// The Brexit Sec's lately been struckThat Britain needs shipments by truckThat pass through … Continue reading →

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Banks job

Posted on November 2, 2018 by twitmericks

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/ He said here’s three million, now spendum,/ Believing that rules/ Are just there for fools,/ While Bad Boys are able to bendum./// When Banks funded Leave's referendumHe said here's three million, now spendum,Believing that rulesAre … Continue reading →

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