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The Hulture Secretary Jeremy…

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Appears to be bearing the brunt/ As Murdoch bites back/ And may face the sack/ For being a brown-nosing chump. // http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/24/jeremy-hunt-calls-resign-bskyb?newsfeed=true

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Nadine Gets Mean

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Two arrogant posh little boys/ Use the trappings of office as toys/ And ignore voters’ worries/ So says Nadine Dorries/ A Tory. This Labour enjoys. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17815769

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The Pasty’s A Foreign Country

Posted on March 29, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a PM known as Dave Who swears Cornish pies are his fave But Labourites castigate Tories on pastygate Knowing it’s donors they crave. http://www.economist.com/blogs/bagehot/2012/03/david-cameron-and-class?fsrc=gn_ep  

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Fuelling Panic

Posted on March 29, 2012 by twitmericks

Ministers seem to be trying To organise mass panic-buying That’s not as a rule Encouraged with fuel So it’s something they’re busy denying. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fd5d9fe6-79ad-11e1-8fad-00144feab49a.html?ftcamp=published_links/rss/world_uk_politics/feed//product#axzz1qXVhloFI

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Cops Concur Dave Cam Wancur

Posted on March 29, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow of Bow Who put a rude poster on show The cops came along But now say they were wrong Calling Cameron wanker is go! http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/28/patrick-kingsley-diary-george-osborne-pasty?newsfeed=true

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Getting Pasty Joke

Posted on March 29, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old pasty from Leeds Or not, as the PM concedes Tho some like it hot Mr Cameron does not And it isn’t in Greggs that he feeds. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/how-the-humble-cornish-pasty-became-a-political-hot-potato-7595080.html

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Guess Who’s Profiting from Dinner?

Posted on March 27, 2012 by twitmericks

The donors at No 10 dinners Were not economics beginners As well as the access They got lower taxes So who does that leave as the winners? http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/26/david-cameron-private-dinners-tory-donors?newsfeed=true

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Toll Roads Resurfacing

Posted on March 19, 2012 by twitmericks

Mr Cameron’s latest suggestion For tackling traffic congestion Is selling the roads As state-funded modes Of finance are out of the question. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/mar/19/road-privatisation-david-cameron?intcmp=239

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Two Little Boys…

Posted on March 14, 2012 by twitmericks

There were two playfellows at Eton Who over the years went on meetin’ What happened to them? One’s now the PM And the other’s a suspect in Weetin’. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/9142094/Arrests-of-Rebekah-and-Charlie-Brooks-cast-shadow-on-David-Camerons-arrival-in-US.html

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Uncon-Vince-d

Posted on March 7, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Cable Who sat at the Cabinet table Then said in a letter He’d like to do better But Cameron leaves him unable. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17276201

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