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Defeated on Points

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

The energy minister Chris When living in conjugal bliss Gave his points to his wife. Due to marital strife He must pay now for being remiss. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/03/chris-huhne-expected-resign-charges-speeding  

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For them as have got – A brand new yacht

Posted on January 16, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a Conservative clot/Who wanted – & I kid you not/At a time of recession/And general depression/To purchase the Queen a new yacht. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/15/queen-royal-yacht-diamond-jubilee-gove

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Green Light at the End of Blue Tunnel

Posted on January 10, 2012 by twitmericks

Plans for a new line to Birmingham/HS2 as the planners are terming ’em)Have now been amended/A tunnel extended/So Tory MPs back affirming ’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/10/hs2-rail-project-green-light

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Witney or Britney?

Posted on December 12, 2011 by twitmericks

Mr Cameron, MP for Witney/Reeled off a considerable litany/Of justifications/For his machinations/While Mr Clegg hid away, ditn’t ‘e? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16134496

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Cable Stitched Up

Posted on December 12, 2011 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Cable/Who wants to resign but ain’t able/He may disagree/With the PM, DC/But he can’t quit the Cabinet table. http://www.itv.com/news/cable-wont-resign89552/

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Nick is in a Twist

Posted on December 11, 2011 by twitmericks

Two leaders named David & Nick/Are less & less able to click/Dave won’t give a toss/That Nick’s a bit cross/Cos his MPs are giving him stick. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/12/11/uk-britain-europe-idUKTRE7BA0H820111211

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No Tory Arse

Posted on November 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Tory MP Patrick Mercer/Whose comments get ever perverser/Says Cameron’s an arse/His rule is a farce/And noone since Gladstone’s been worser. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/13/tory-mp-patrick-mercer-rants-at-worst-pm-david-cameron-115875-23557437/

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Cable Tidy?

Posted on November 4, 2011 by twitmericks

Mr Cable, the MP for Twickenham/Puts bags out with letters to Nick in ’em/A 2nd top min/Is misusing his bin/The govt really keeps pickin’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/nov/04/vince-cable-apologises-binned-letters

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For Fox Sake

Posted on October 14, 2011 by twitmericks

Pseudo Fox aide Adam Werritty/Acted the part with dexterity/ But it takes cash to fly/Every month to Dubai/So who was behind his prosperity? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2048963/Liam-Fox-quit-Adam-Werritty-admit-Tories.html  

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Twit Tweets

Posted on October 9, 2011 by twitmericks

Chris #Huhne MP’s feeling the heat/For he sent a DM as a tweet/Dishing dirt on Theresa/He’ll have to appease ‘er/& also placate Downing St. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8816577/Chris-Huhne-apologises-to-Theresa-May-over-newspaper-tip-off.html Shame it’s not possible to work in the whole story, which is priceless. Huhne mistakenly … Continue reading →

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