Tag Archives: leveson

Ad the Spad

Posted on May 25, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a young special adviser/ A paid-up News Corp sympathiser/ Who says he was sacked/ Tho his actions were backed/ By superiors older & wiser. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9289559/Leveson-Inquiry-Jeremy-Hunt-raised-no-concerns-about-Adam-Smiths-contact-with-News-Corp-over-BskyB-bid.html

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Who Are You Calling a Pervert?

Posted on May 15, 2012 by twitmericks

Rebekah & hubby Chas Brooks/ Both hotly deny being crooks/ But what’s really hurting/ Is that word “perverting”/ And how, to Sun readers, it looks. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/may/15/rebekah-brooks-charged-perverting-course-justice  

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PM’s SMS SOS

Posted on May 9, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

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“Murdoch Lies”

Posted on April 26, 2012 by twitmericks

Ex-tabloid lawyer Tom Crone/ Helped cover up who hacked whose phone/ But he says it’s a lie/ For Rupe to imply/ He & Myler did so on their own. // http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9229532/Lawyer-Tom-Crone-brands-Rupert-Murdochs-cover-up-claims-a-shameful-lie.html

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Rupe Talks Poop

Posted on April 26, 2012 by twitmericks

A media mogul named Rupe/ Says he was kept out of the loop/ By the News of the World/ As the story unfurled/ And was shocked by the Guardian scoop. // http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c9a5ad16-8f8c-11e1-98b1-00144feab49a.html#axzz1t9RyUK4j

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“My Bad”, says Spad

Posted on April 25, 2012 by twitmericks

The special adviser, or SPAD/ Is a highly expendable lad*/ Who will carry the can/ When the shit hits the fan/ So the minister doesn’t look bad. /// (Or lass, obviously – but in this case…) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9226216/Jeremy-Hunt-admits-links-between-adviser-and-News-Corp-clearly-not-appropriate.html

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The Hulture Secretary Jeremy…

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Appears to be bearing the brunt/ As Murdoch bites back/ And may face the sack/ For being a brown-nosing chump. // http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/24/jeremy-hunt-calls-resign-bskyb?newsfeed=true

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Sky’s The Limit

Posted on April 23, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow from Sky/ Who struggled to justify why/ The bosses there backed/ A journo who hacked/ A man who’d pretended to die. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17814945

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Heather Grows Wild

Posted on February 9, 2012 by twitmericks

A Leveson witness named Heather Said when she & Paul were together The Mirror attacked her And Piers Morgan hacked her Leaving her at the end of her tether

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Sex, Lies and Hacking

Posted on November 24, 2011 by twitmericks

The inquiry into the media/Becomes by the day ever seedier/With celebs attacking/The sex lies & hacking/Behind all the stories you read ‘ere. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15868946#TWEET33416

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