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Osbooooooorne

Posted on September 4, 2012 by twitmericks

Mr Osborne, a government dude/ Is not altogether well viewed/ He went to the Games/ & was shot down in flames/ As thousands of people all booed. ////http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/paralympic-sport/9519271/London-2012-George-Osborne-booed-by-Paralympic-crowd.html

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Chancer Osborne

Posted on July 26, 2012 by twitmericks

The Chancellor of the Exchequer/ Is trying to keep up his pecker/ And stick to plan A/ As friends melt away/ And newspapers brand him a wrecker. /// http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/vince-cable-denies-chancellor-ambitions-as-pressure-mounts-on-george-osborne-1-2434091

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Another One Bites the Dust

Posted on May 31, 2012 by twitmericks

Government plans to tax charity/ Were found to be lacking in clarity/ So one more proposal/ Goes in waste disposal/ Amid opposition hilarity. http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/may/31/government-confirms-u-turn-charity-tax?newsfeed=true

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Nadine Gets Mean

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Two arrogant posh little boys/ Use the trappings of office as toys/ And ignore voters’ worries/ So says Nadine Dorries/ A Tory. This Labour enjoys. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17815769

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Hasty Pasty Tax Turns into Hot Potato

Posted on March 28, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a man with a tax Which he levied on takeaway snacks But only when warm It’s a half-baked reform That apparently nobody backs. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/28/pasty-tax-pm-seeks-heat-hot-pie-row?newsfeed=true

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Autumn of Discontent

Posted on November 29, 2011 by twitmericks

The honourable MP for Tatton/Has let UK growth figures flatten/Osborne’s #autumnstatement/Reveals no abatement/Of this undesirable pattern.

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Fiery Tyrie?

Posted on October 1, 2011 by twitmericks

The Chair of the Treasury Committee/Finds government policy bitty/MP Andrew Tyrie/Tho well short of fiery/Shows Osborne et al little pity. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8800825/Leading-Tory-Andrew-Tyrie-attacks-Coalition-economic-plans-for-growth.html

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Dominatrix effect

Posted on September 13, 2011 by twitmericks

Dominatrix Natalie Rowe/Says #Osborne did coke years ago/But Coulson was nice/& on George’s advice/He was hired (not of course quid pro quo). (tweeted 12/9/11) http://news.scotsman.com/uk/Coulson-39was-behind-spin-over.6835352.jp

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Un-Con-Vinced

Posted on August 31, 2011 by twitmericks

Liberal Democrat Vince/Set out from the start to convince/Dave to take on the banks/But Cam said no thanks/And #Cable has sulked ever since. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h6l_BZyDNO_OvvevtWuzfpQ73MVg?docId=N0104611314769197632A

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Meeting Murdochs

Posted on July 27, 2011 by twitmericks

The job of a cabinet minister/On having been voted in is to/Have regular chats/With #murdoch fat cats/& swear that it means nothing sinister http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019009/Rupert-Murdochs-chiefs-met-ministers-100-times-Osborne-Gove-list.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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