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Shit Date
A woman pursuing a poo/ She just couldn’t flush down the loo/ While out on a Tinder/ Got stuck in the winder/ Till freed by a firefighting crew./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296 A woman pursuing a pooShe just couldn't flush down the looWhile … Continue reading
Going Through the Motions
A dealer who swallowed his wraps/ Held out for 12 days with no craps,/ Surrounded by cops/ Awaiting the plops/ That marked his eventual lapse./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/essex-drug-dealers-excruciating-12-day-toilet-strike-after-swallowing-his-drugs-1633672
Cops Face Big Job
Police in East Dulwich admit/ They have a big job to outwit/ The serial pooer,/ A wanted wrongdoer/ Who roams around having a shit./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-hunt-serial-defecator-a3483631.html Police in East Dulwich admitThey have a big job to outwitThe serial pooer,A wanted wrongdoer … Continue reading
Shat on from a Great Height
A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading
A Shit Limerick
Some ancient Neanderthal poo/ Extends what we hitherto knew/ The hominid species,/ We learn from its faeces,/ Ate meat, but had vegetables too./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482285041561915392 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-27981702