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Shit Date

Posted on September 6, 2017 by twitmericks

A woman pursuing a poo/ She just couldn’t flush down the loo/ While out on a Tinder/ Got stuck in the winder/ Till freed by a firefighting crew./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296 A woman pursuing a pooShe just couldn't flush down the looWhile … Continue reading →

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Going Through the Motions

Posted on August 6, 2017 by twitmericks

A dealer who swallowed his wraps/ Held out for 12 days with no craps,/ Surrounded by cops/ Awaiting the plops/ That marked his eventual lapse./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/essex-drug-dealers-excruciating-12-day-toilet-strike-after-swallowing-his-drugs-1633672  

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Cops Face Big Job

Posted on March 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Police in East Dulwich admit/ They have a big job to outwit/ The serial pooer,/ A wanted wrongdoer/  Who roams around having a shit./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-hunt-serial-defecator-a3483631.html Police in East Dulwich admitThey have a big job to outwitThe serial pooer,A wanted wrongdoer … Continue reading →

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Shat on from a Great Height

Posted on December 21, 2016 by twitmericks

A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading →

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A Shit Limerick

Posted on June 27, 2014 by twitmericks

Some ancient Neanderthal poo/ Extends what we hitherto knew/ The hominid species,/ We learn from its faeces,/ Ate meat, but had vegetables too./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482285041561915392  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-27981702

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