Tag Archives: Theresa May

Windrush of Change

Posted on April 16, 2018 by twitmericks

The government’s eager to say/ The children of Windrush can stay,/ So who stripped the rights/ From British non-whites?/ Step forward, Theresa M. May!/// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/16/theresa-may-caribbean-representatives-windrush-immigration The government's eager to sayThe children of Windrush can stay,So who stripped the rightsFrom British … Continue reading →

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Taking Back Passport Control?

Posted on March 22, 2018 by twitmericks

Brit passports of burgundy hue,/ Post-Brexit, will turn a dark blue,/ A major advance/ For workers in France,/ Who’ll make them (inside the EU)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43489462 Note: for a month or two now, Twitter user Guillaume Cingal has been translating many … Continue reading →

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Transition Condition

Posted on March 20, 2018 by twitmericks

Theresa May drew a red line,/ Declaring no leader could sign/ The backstop position/ On border transition -/ But now it’s apparently fine./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/19/uk-and-eu-agree-terms-for-brexit-transition-deal Theresa May drew a red line,Declaring no leader could signThe backstop positionOn border transition,But now it's … Continue reading →

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I wanna be like EU-hoo-hoo

Posted on March 3, 2018 by twitmericks

The PM gave Brussels her view/ Of Britain outside the EU:/ “Although the UK/ Won’t do as you say/ We’ll still have to do as you do”./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-europeans/europe-wary-of-mays-ideas-for-post-brexit-harmony-idUSKCN1GE2JD The PM gave Brussels her viewOf Britain outside the EU:"Although the UKWon't … Continue reading →

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Blue Green

Posted on December 21, 2017 by twitmericks

The minister Damien Green/ Is now just another has-been/ Although he poured scorn/ On claims he watched porn/ His downloads were seen as obscene./// *** Dave Davis, who loudly averred/ He’d quit if the sacking occurred/ Of Damian Green/ Did … Continue reading →

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Priti Vacancy in Cabinet

Posted on November 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Ex-minister Priti Patel/ Was getting on ever so well/ Till May called her back/ To give her the sack -/ As fast as she’d risen, she fell./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41923007 Ex-minister #PritiPatel Was getting on ever so wellTill May called her backTo … Continue reading →

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Sinister Minister

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The Cabinet’s investigators/ Will probe one of May’s legislators/ Who made his PA,/ So witnesses say,/ Go shopping to buy him vibrators./// Investigation into Tory minister who ‘made secretary buy vibrators’ The Cabinet's investigatorsWill probe one of May's legislatorsWho made … Continue reading →

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Mayday Call

Posted on October 6, 2017 by twitmericks

The ex-Tory chairman Grant Shapps/ Has told Number 10 that perhaps/ Prime Minister May/ Should call it a day/ To head off the party’s collapse./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/06/tory-ministers-privately-agree-theresa-may-should-go-says-grant-schapps The ex-Tory chairman Grant ShappsHas told Number 10 that perhapsPrime Minister MayShould call it … Continue reading →

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Writing on the Wall for May

Posted on October 4, 2017 by twitmericks

  Theresa May’s fight to survive/ Was broadcast from conference live;/ She had a bad cough/ The wall said F off/ And May got a P45./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html Theresa May's fight to surviveWas broadcast from conference live;She had a bad coughThe … Continue reading →

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Or May Be Not

Posted on August 31, 2017 by twitmericks

  The UK Prime Minister May/ Announced her intention to stay/ But Tory MP’s’re/ Advising Theresa/ She might have to call it a day./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/31/senior-tories-cast-doubt-on-theresa-mays-long-term-future-as-leader The UK's Prime Minister MayAnnounced her intention to stayBut Tory MP's'reAdvising TheresaShe might have to … Continue reading →

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