Tag Archives: tories

Courting Controversy

Posted on October 3, 2014 by twitmericks

Conservative minister Grayling/ Says liberal justice is failing,/ The ECHR/ Is going too far,/ And let’s bring back death by impaling./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/03/tories-plan-uk-withdrawal-european-convention-on-human-rights Conservative minister #GraylingSays liberal justice is failing,The #ECHRIs going too far,And let's bring back death by impaling. — Mick … Continue reading →

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Dishonourable Members

Posted on September 28, 2014 by twitmericks

The members for Braintree & Strood/ Have left Tory conference screwed/The latter defecting/The former electing/To post selfie pix in the nude.

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Taking the Micky

Posted on June 21, 2014 by twitmericks

An MP of straw-haired renown/ Made threats to Ms Alibhai-Brown/ Suggesting on Twitter/ He wanted to hit ‘er/ Before being swiftly slapped down. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-27939653 An MP of straw-haired renownMade threats to Ms Alibhai-BrownSuggesting on TwitterHe wanted to hit 'erBefore being … Continue reading →

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Bumble in the Bungle

Posted on June 16, 2014 by twitmericks

An aide of impeccable links/ Who tells us what Mr Gove thinks/ Calls Cameron bumbling,/ Requiring no rumbling -/ A kind of a riddle-less sphinx. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/16/gove-cummings-david-cameron https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/478651709364113408  

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War Cabinet

Posted on June 5, 2014 by twitmericks

The Tories are in disarray,/ A war between Govey and May/ About Trojan horses,/ Academy courses,/ And who will be leader one day. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27711245 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/474556079075241985

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A Problem Called Maria

Posted on April 9, 2014 by twitmericks

A minister known as Maria/ Resigned, saying ‘It is now clear/ I’m just a distraction’/ Though this drastic action/ Was not, I suspect, her idea. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26951464 ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/453799830696251392

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Off the Eton Track

Posted on March 15, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/ Who said to his leaders ‘By Jove/ You all went to Eton/ So if we get beaten/ We must find a new type of cove’. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/mar/15/michael-gove-old-etonians-conservative-david-cameron There was an old Tory named GoveWho … Continue reading →

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Fightin’ Huyton

Posted on February 1, 2014 by twitmericks

Baroness Morgan of Huyton/ Has quit but is goin down fightin/ She says it was Gove/ Who gave her the shove/ To put someone more to the right in. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-26001337 Baroness Morgan of HuytonHas quit but is goin down fightinShe … Continue reading →

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Honourable Member?

Posted on January 8, 2014 by twitmericks

When Boris said Dave treated Nick/ As a shield so the dirt didn’t stick,/ The word prophylactic/ Describing the tactic/ Implies the PM is a dick. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/london-mayor-election/mayor-of-london/10555489/Nick-Clegg-is-David-Camerons-condom-Boris-Johnson-says.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/420940543259324416

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Grieve Comes to Grief

Posted on November 24, 2013 by twitmericks

The minister Dominic Grieve/ Who yesterday seemed to believe/ Corruption was Asian/ Upon cogitation/ Now gives Pakistan a reprieve. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25072685 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/404383057119281152

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