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Leavers gonna leave

Posted on November 15, 2018 by twitmericks

A two-parter for you today… 1) Dear PM, So long, it’s been real,/ But now on reflection I feel/ I cannot in conscience/ Support this old nonsense -/ Although I helped broker the deal./// 2) Dear kindly Prime Minister May,/ … Continue reading →

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Cabinet pudding

Posted on November 14, 2018 by twitmericks

The Cabinet meeting on Brexit/ Agreed, though the details still vex it,/ The deal done by May,/ But most pundits say/ Just wait till the Commons rejects it./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46215930 The Cabinet meeting on BrexitAgreed, though the details still vex it,The … Continue reading →

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Heads EU win, tails UK loses

Posted on October 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tories are terribly split/ And Brexit is going to shit/ But kind Mrs May/ Will give the UK/ A shiny new 50p bit./// The Tories are terribly splitAnd Brexit is going to shitBut kind Mrs MayWill give the UKA … Continue reading →

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Shitshow loses fan

Posted on October 19, 2018 by twitmericks

When Johnny, a Tory MP/ Declares party leaders to be/ A shit show of note/ For whom not to vote,/ It’s difficult not to agree./// When Johnny, a Tory MPDeclares party leaders to beA shit show of noteFor whom not … Continue reading →

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Hunt off target

Posted on October 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The minister Jeremy Hunt/ Caused many in Europe affront/ With dodgy comparisons/ To Red Army garrisons,/ A foolish, ridiculous stunt./// The minister Jeremy HuntCaused many in Europe affrontWith dodgy comparisonsTo Red Army garrisons,A foolish, ridiculous stunt.https://t.co/ZB5U6S81RU#JeremyHunt #EU #BrexitShambles #Tories #ToryConf18 … Continue reading →

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Divorce Party

Posted on October 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The pledge of a great celebration/ To rally the post-Brexit nation/ By May’s lot in Birmingham/ Helps in confirmingham/ As people in deep desperation.//// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45697248 The pledge of a great celebrationTo rally the post-Brexit nationBy May's lot in BirminghamHelps in … Continue reading →

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Nanny knows best

Posted on September 25, 2018 by twitmericks

A chap who likes seeming precocious/ Thinks Brexit, which sounds quite atrocious,/ Can be, due to magic,/ Supercalifragic-/ Alisticexpialidocious./// A chap who likes seeming precociousThinks Brexit, which sounds quite atrocious,Can be, due to magic,Supercalifragic-Alisticexpialidocious.#Brexit https://t.co/u7uujTvP7C — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September … Continue reading →

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Bradley Informed

Posted on September 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A minister named Karen Bradley,/ Whose brief’s Northern Ireland,/ sadly Has had to admit/ To knowing jack shit/ About it, which went down quite badly./// A minister named Karen Bradley,Whose brief's Northern Ireland, sadlyHas had to admitTo knowing jack shitAbout … Continue reading →

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Jacob’s Madder

Posted on August 27, 2018 by twitmericks

The Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg,/ A would-be right-wing demagogue,/ Declares predilections/ For border inspections/ That leave most observers agog./// The Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg,A would-be right-wing demagogue,Declares predilectionsFor border inspectionsThat leave most observers agog.#JacobReesMogg#Brexit#BrexitMadness#Irelandhttps://t.co/ORGoQni9pJ — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 26, 2018

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Red or Dead

Posted on August 23, 2018 by twitmericks

In fundraising Labour’s ahead,/ Securing a whole heap of bread/ From those who are living,/ While most donors giving/ Conservatives money are dead./// RED OR DEAD In fundraising Labour's ahead,Securing a whole heap of breadFrom those who are living,While most … Continue reading →

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