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The President’s Progress

Posted on January 21, 2018 by twitmericks

Let’s all give a leader a cheer/ Who’s now been in power a year;/ His post fairly won,/ He’s getting things done -/ In Gambia, just to be clear./// Let's all give a leader a cheerWho's now been in power … Continue reading →

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Thumping Trump’s Rump

Posted on January 19, 2018 by twitmericks

An elderly man often seen/ Out stroking his balls on the green/ Reportedly thanked/ A porn star who spanked/ His bottom with Forbes Magazine./// An elderly man often seenOut stroking his balls on the greenReportedly thankedA porn star who spankedHis … Continue reading →

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Flake News

Posted on January 18, 2018 by twitmericks

Republican Senator Flake/ Says labelling media fake/ Cos you disapprove/ Is kind of a move/ That someone like Stalin would make./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/17/jeff-flake-donald-trump-fake-news-stalin-senate-speech Republican Senator FlakeSays labelling media fakeCos you disapproveIs kind of a moveThat someone like Stalin would make.#Flake #MorningJoe … Continue reading →

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Talking Shithole

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

United States President Trump,/ Whose words are produced from his rump,/ Was rude about Haitians/ And African nations/ And branded south London a dump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/12/donald-trump-visit-to-london-called-off-amid-fears-of-mass-protests United States President Trump,Whose words are produced from his rump,Was rude about HaitiansAnd African nationsAnd … Continue reading →

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Wise Guy

Posted on January 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Donald declares he is smart,/ His genius way off the chart;/ The louder his pleas,/ The more the world sees/ A dumb narcissistic old fart./// Old Donald declares he is smart,His genius right off the chart;The louder his pleas,The … Continue reading →

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Treason and Plot

Posted on January 4, 2018 by twitmericks

Here is the Donald Trump news:/ His staff are all airing their views,/ Steve Bannon cried treason,/ Trump questioned his reason,/ And most of them wanted to lose./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42559436  

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Small Hands, Big Button

Posted on January 3, 2018 by twitmericks

A scarily prominent figure/ Whose finger is close to the trigger/ Responds to Pyongyang/ By waving his whang,/ Declaring “My button is bigger!”/// A scarily prominent figureWhose finger is close to the triggerResponds to PyongyangBy waving his whang,Declaring "My button … Continue reading →

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Mick Twister’s Bigly Brextastic 2017

Posted on December 30, 2017 by twitmericks

I could easily fill this review with Trump and Brexit, but there’s too much other good stuff around, so let me briefly summarise those twin horrors. TRUMP  It was a year when one  man bestrode the world of news like … Continue reading →

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Errors of Judgement

Posted on December 19, 2017 by twitmericks

Matt Petersen chose to withdraw/ When pretty much everyone saw/ Trump’s choice as a judge/ Unable to fudge/ The fact he knows zilch about law./// Matt Petersen chose to withdrawWhen pretty much everyone sawTrump's choice as a judgeUnable to fudgeThe … Continue reading →

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Please No Moore

Posted on December 13, 2017 by twitmericks

Electors considered Roy Moore/ And voted to show him the door;/ For President Trump,/ His pal on the stump,/ This signifies trouble in store./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42333712 Electors considered Roy MooreAnd voted to show him the door;For President Trump,His pal on the … Continue reading →

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