Monthly Archives: August 2013

Board Games

Posted on August 15, 2013 by twitmericks

An old UKIP man, Stuart Wheeler/ Who sees himself as a plain dealer/ Insists chess & poker/ Show what makes a bloke a/ Superior boss to a Sheila. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23710890 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/368089032150241281  

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Secret Squirrel?

Posted on August 15, 2013 by twitmericks

A carnivore called olinguito/ That lives in a forest near Quito/ Has newly been found – / It’s long been around/ But wanted to stay incognito. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23701150 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/368040149772300288

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Failure of Will

Posted on August 14, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old woman whose will/ Bequeathed the UK half a mil/ Which Con and Lib Dem/ Decided meant them/ But now they’ve been given the bill. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/14/lib-dems-tories-bequest-joan-edwards https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367666131244687360

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Cops and Knobbers

Posted on August 13, 2013 by twitmericks

A randy PC from Caerphilly/ Had sex on the job, which was silly./ He said I am armed/ But don’t be alarmed/ The thing in my pants is my willy. ///http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gwent-police-criticised-unacceptable-handling-5700739 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367313283704832001

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Ashes to Hashes

Posted on August 13, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an affair named the Ashes,/ A regular series of clashes/ Where England again/ Between spells of rain/ Have settled Australians’ hashes. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/23677243 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367217486934327297

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Paxman’s Extra Hairtime

Posted on August 12, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old man with a beard/ Who said it is just as a feared/ The punters on Twitter/ Are having a titter/ And reckon I look a bit weird. ///http://inagist.com/search?q=Beard%20Liberation%20Front%20Press%20Release%2012th https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367043434034368516

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He’s Not the Messiah, He’s a Very Naughty Boy!

Posted on August 12, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a boy called Messiah/ Whose given name came under fire/ His poor mum and dad/ Must rename the lad/ As God isn’t really his sire. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23665106 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366972574674075650

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Cheap Labour?

Posted on August 12, 2013 by twitmericks

Companies Tesco and Next/ Profess themselves rather perplexed./ Accused by Chris Bryant/ Of being reliant/ On overseas workers, they’re vexed./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/chris-bryant-forced-to-back-down-over-claim-that-tesco-uses-cheap-migrant-workers-8756555.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366877902131822593  

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Jens Shows Sense

Posted on August 11, 2013 by twitmericks

Jens Stoltenberg, Norway’s PM Displayed great composure and phlegm By driving a cab So voters could gab – PR-wise, an absolute gem.  ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23655675 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366645352826277888

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Panda Pandered

Posted on August 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an Edinburgh panda Whose partner did not understanda She’s going to whelp With medical help, Unable to raise the chap’s danda. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23625465 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365761596632477696

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