Monthly Archives: March 2017

Illegal Stimulant

Posted on March 14, 2017 by twitmericks

An app for remote stimulation/ Tracked customer rates of vibration/ But maker We-Vibe/ Found statutes proscribe/ Such dildo-amassed information./// https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/14/we-vibe-vibrator-tracking-users-sexual-habits An app for remote stimulationTracked customer rates of vibrationBut maker We-VibeFound statutes proscribeSuch dildo-amassed information. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March … Continue reading →

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Hogg Tied

Posted on March 14, 2017 by twitmericks

  The deputy boss of The Bank/ Was less than entirely frank/ In fact she was stinting/ With info on Quintin/ So Charlotte must now walk the plank./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/14/mps-question-charlotte-hoggs-suitability-for-bank-of-england-role The deputy boss of The BankWas less than entirely frankIn fact she … Continue reading →

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Disunited Kingdom

Posted on March 13, 2017 by twitmericks

  First minister Nicola Sturgeon/ Sees Scotland and England divergin’/ She argues as Brexit/ Effectively wrecks it/ The UK’s in need of demergin’./// First minister Nicola Sturgeon Sees Scotland and England divergin’ She argues as Brexit Effectively wrecks it The … Continue reading →

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Polls Apart

Posted on March 13, 2017 by twitmericks

Some Turkish and Dutch politicians/ Are taking aggressive positions/ At each others’ throats/ As upcoming votes/ Intensify febrile conditions./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/03/13/the-spat-between-turkey-and-the-netherlands-is-all-about-winning-votes/?utm_term=.7d3e8076a73f Some Turkish and Dutch politiciansAre taking aggressive positionsAt each others' throatsAs upcoming votesIntensify febrile conditions. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March … Continue reading →

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What Katie Did Wrong

Posted on March 10, 2017 by twitmericks

An Essex-based blogger named Jack/ Was trolled by a bigoted hack/ A lawsuit for libel/ Was ruled undeniable/ So Hopkins must pay the full whack./// Thanks to a colleague at work and a follower on Twitter for pointing out that Jack … Continue reading →

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Climate of Ignorance

Posted on March 9, 2017 by twitmericks

An EPA chief known as Scott/ Declared global warming was not/ About CO2./ The scientists’ view,/ Politely expressed, is “What rot!”/// https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/03/09/on-climate-change-scott-pruitt-contradicts-the-epas-own-website/?utm_term=.a8a1cf490b6d An EPA chief known as ScottDeclared global warming was notAbout CO2.The scientists' view,Politely expressed, is "What rot!"#Pruitt — … Continue reading →

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Revolting Tories

Posted on March 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A number of Tory MPs/ Are feeling a little unease/ At Hammond now breaking/ A firm undertaking/ To rule out increased NICs./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/09/theresa-may-philip-hammond-face-serious-tory-revolt-over-tax-on-self-employed A number of Tory MPsAre feeling a little uneaseAt Hammond now breakingA firm undertakingTo rule out increased … Continue reading →

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Watching TV

Posted on March 8, 2017 by twitmericks

A CIA document leak/ Shows cybersecurity’s weak;/ By hacking with ease/ Your phones and TVs,/ Big Brother is sneaking a peek./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39203724 A CIA document leakShows cybersecurity's weak;By hacking with easeYour phones and TVs,Big Brother is sneaking a peek.#CIALeaks — … Continue reading →

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Cops Face Big Job

Posted on March 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Police in East Dulwich admit/ They have a big job to outwit/ The serial pooer,/ A wanted wrongdoer/  Who roams around having a shit./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-hunt-serial-defecator-a3483631.html Police in East Dulwich admitThey have a big job to outwitThe serial pooer,A wanted wrongdoer … Continue reading →

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Blue Monday Brings New Order

Posted on March 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The Trump ban on Muslims is back/ But this time excluding Iraq/ He had to withdraw/ A previous law/ Which experts concluded was wack*./// *”Cack” or “kack” may be substituted here if preferred. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/06/new-trump-travel-ban-muslim-majority-countries-refugees The #Trump ban on Muslims is … Continue reading →

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