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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).

Who are You Calling a Kantian?

Posted on September 17, 2013 by twitmericks

A thinker and drinker, well gone/ Shot another in Rostov-on-Don./ Though details are scant/ Apparently Kant/ Was what their dispute centred on. /// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/kant-debate-gun_n_3934331.html?utm_hp_ref=religion A thinker and drinker, well goneShot another in Rostov-on-Don.Though details are scantApparently KantWas what their dispute … Continue reading →

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Family Guy

Posted on September 16, 2013 by twitmericks

The member for Worthing & Shoreham/ Has told a Conservative Forum/ That one may exclude/ MPs with no brood/ From family matters – ignore ’em.   ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/10313013/Sarah-Teather-was-a-poor-families-minister-because-she-has-no-children-ex-Minister-suggests.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/379644447912239105

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To Know a Veil

Posted on September 16, 2013 by twitmericks

A Hackney defendant has failed/ To get legal rights to stay veiled/ For everyone/ Must be seen to be done/ I guess was the view that prevailed. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24112067 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/379587899362004992

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Hawaii You Spelling that?

Posted on September 15, 2013 by twitmericks

A woman who lives in Hawaii/ Has a name to make Mick Twister cry./ The limerick man/ Can not rhyme nor scan/ Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57602984/hawaii-womans-last-name-so-long-it-wont-fit-on-her-license// A woman who lives in HawaiiHas a name to make Mick Twister cry.The limerick manCan not … Continue reading →

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Cluster F*cked

Posted on September 14, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Trappe/ Who had a ballooning mishappe/ His cluster lost motion/ Well short of the ocean/ In fact it was utterly crappe./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24076168 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378808973685579776

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Mail Sale Fail

Posted on September 13, 2013 by twitmericks

The company called Royal Mail/ Is now to be put up for sale/ I doubt that my letter/ Will fare any better/ To judge by what happened with rail. ////http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/12/royal-mail-strikes-privatisation https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378239364054405120

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Special Delivery

Posted on September 12, 2013 by twitmericks

Police have moved in to detain/ A mum-to-be catching a plane./ Officials suspecting/ She wasn’t expecting/ Discovered the bump hid cocaine. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/video-canadian-woman-held-over-baby-bump-cocaine-stash-8811328.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378198073672884224

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Direct Challenge

Posted on September 9, 2013 by twitmericks

Old Gabriel Agbonlahor/Appears to have started a war/With fans of 1D/By kicking the knee/Of Louis, whom they all adore./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gabriel-agbonlahor-tackles-louis-tomlinson-2260599 Old Gabriel AgbonlahorI gather has started a warWith fans of 1DBy kicking the kneeOf Louis, whom they all adore.http://t.co/6d0d04LEFh — … Continue reading →

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Transports of Delight

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

A man on a bus who shampooed His parts in a manner most lewd Declared “I’m not hardened, So may I be pardoned For being so terribly rude”. ///http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News/Man-74-shampoos-genitals-on-Bedford-bus-after-having-issues-with-his-briefs-20130903121453.htm https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376825410786295808

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Grounds for Suspicion

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an old Duke of York Who went in the grounds for a walk The over-keen cop Who shouted out “Stop!” Must now feel a bit of a dork. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24005811 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376802883036921856

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