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Dump Trump

All over the world, east and west The anti-Trump people protest Events led by women Who didn’t want him in Show bigly who marches the best. All over the world, east and westThe anti-Trump people protestEvents led by womenWho didn't … Continue reading

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Bye Bye Barack

There was an old man named Barack/ The first US Prez who was black/ A fellow respected,/ And with Trump elected/ One many would kinda like back./// There was an old man named BarackThe first US Prez who was blackA … Continue reading

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Hocus Potus

A man who divided a nation/ Is due for his inauguration/ So Hail to the Chief/ Or wail in your grief/ Then go on a mass demonstration./// A man who divided a nationIs due for his inaugurationSo Hail to the … Continue reading

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Golden Touch

A fellow of riches untold/ Who frolicks in showers of gold/ Talked plain on the stump./ Hail President Trump/ The Man Whom the World was Missold./// A fellow of riches untoldWho frolicks in showers of goldTalked plain on the stumpHail … Continue reading

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Full English Brexit

Theresa May’s great inspiration/ For taking control of the nation/ Is make sure hard Brexit/ Financially wrecks it/ And ends economic migration./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/17/key-points-from-mays-what-have-we-learned Theresa May's great inspirationFor taking control of the nationIs make sure hard BrexitFinancially wrecks itAnd ends economic … Continue reading

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Men Who Bought the World

Eight people ranked billionaire/ Between them control the same share/ Of global net worth/ As half of the earth/ Which many find rather unfair./// https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2017/jan/16/worlds-eight-richest-people-have-same-wealth-as-poorest-50 Eight people ranked billionaireBetween them control the same shareOf global net worthAs half of the … Continue reading

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Max Whacks Hacks

A son of a fascist named Max/ Gets off on consensual smacks,/ For which he got gyp,/ But now holds the whip/ As he funds a watchdog for hacks./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38629469 A son of a fascist named MaxGets off on consensual … Continue reading

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Trump is a Massive Cock

A Chinese purveyor of shlock/ Denies he intended to mock/ The POTUS-elect/ With his large erect/ Inflatable yellow-haired cock./// http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2017/01/13/chinese-factory-selling-rooster-balloon-that-looks-exactly-like-donald-trump-denies-its-supposed-to-be-donald-trump-n2271095 A Chinese purveyor of shlockDenies he intended to mockThe POTUS-electWith his large erectInflatable yellow-haired cock. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January … Continue reading

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Urine For it Now!

The Donald was quick to dismiss/ Reports of his urophile bliss/ As phoney and fake/ So please for Trump’s sake/ Will people stop taking the piss./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38586626 The Donald was quick to dismissReports of his urophile blissAs phoney and fakeSo … Continue reading

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Trump Pissed at Claims

A fellow who lives in Trump Tower/ Is said to be in Russia’s power/ For he could be hurt/ By FSB dirt/ Involving a group golden shower./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.wrJ64DXzK#.iyq3KmdEV A fellow who lives in Trump TowerIs said to be in Russia's … Continue reading

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