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Flight of fancy

Posted on July 5, 2019 by twitmericks

According to Trump, human flight/ Predates those two brothers named Wright -/ The war in the air,/ Under rockets’ red glare,/ Was waged by the dawn’s early light./// According to Trump, human flightPredates those two brothers named Wright –The war … Continue reading →

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By cook or by crook

Posted on July 3, 2019 by twitmericks

The Hamburglar pulled out the stops/ When raiding fast-food joints and shops,/ By making a meal/ Of what he could steal./ He’s now being grilled by the cops./// The #hamburglar pulled out the stopsWhen raiding fast-food joints and shops,By making … Continue reading →

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Do not feed the python

Posted on July 1, 2019 by twitmericks

A python that measures nine feet/ Is looking for something to eat,/ So best you should take/ Some care with this snake,/ Especially if you’re petite./// A python that measures nine feetIs looking for something to eat,So best you should … Continue reading →

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Special delivery

Posted on June 30, 2019 by twitmericks

Brazilians show some affection/ For rather a strange predilection:/ They come in their hordes/ To gather on wards,/ And watch a caesarean section./// Brazilians show some affectionFor rather a strange predilection:They come in their hordesTo gather on wards,And watch a … Continue reading →

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Sick ardour

Posted on June 27, 2019 by twitmericks

A fungus impels the cicada,/ In some psychedelic lambada,/ To shag till it’s dead/ As body parts shed,/ Which doesn’t diminish its ardour./// A fungus impels the cicada,In some psychedelic lambada,To shag till it's deadAs body parts shed,Which doesn't diminish … Continue reading →

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Was Boris coached?

Posted on June 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Amid all the rows and the fusses/ The thing Boris Johnson discusses/ Is how, as was seen/ In 2016,/ He gets quite creative with buses./// Amid all the rows and the fussesThe thing Boris Johnson discussesIs how, as was seenIn … Continue reading →

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The Birds

Posted on June 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A couple were trapped for a week/ By gulls that would dive-bomb and shriek,/ Until a gazebo/ Put up by the Beeb o-/ Verhead made them safe from the beak./// A couple were trapped for a weekBy gulls that would … Continue reading →

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De Pfeffel kerfuffle

Posted on June 22, 2019 by twitmericks

Police were called out to a flat/ Where neighbours reported a spat/ As Carrie slammed Bozza/ And told him he wozza/ Red wine-spilling, unfeeling brat./// Police were called out to a flatWhere neighbours reported a spatAs Carrie slammed BozzaAnd told … Continue reading →

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Field of combat

Posted on June 21, 2019 by twitmericks

A violent fellow named Field/ Whom video footage revealed/ To roughly sequester/ A woman protester/ May find that his fate is now sealed./// A violent fellow named FieldWhom video footage revealedTo roughly sequesterA woman protesterMay find that his fate is … Continue reading →

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Carrie on regardless

Posted on June 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The woman in charge in Hong Kong/ Admitted she got some things wrong/ And shelved extradition,/ And now her position/ Is not looking terribly strong./// https://www.vox.com/2019/6/18/18683582/hong-kong-extradition-bill-protests-china The woman in charge in Hong KongAdmitted she got some things wrongAnd shelved extradition,And … Continue reading →

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