Who are You Calling a Kantian?

Posted on September 17, 2013 by twitmericks

A thinker and drinker, well gone/

Shot another in Rostov-on-Don./

Though details are scant/

Apparently Kant/

Was what their dispute centred on.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/kant-debate-gun_n_3934331.html?utm_hp_ref=religion

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Family Guy

Posted on September 16, 2013 by twitmericks
The member for Worthing & Shoreham/
Has told a Conservative Forum/
That one may exclude/
MPs with no brood/
From family matters – ignore ’em.
 
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To Know a Veil

Posted on September 16, 2013 by twitmericks
A Hackney defendant has failed/
To get legal rights to stay veiled/
For everyone/
Must be seen to be done/
I guess was the view that prevailed.
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Hawaii You Spelling that?

Posted on September 15, 2013 by twitmericks

A woman who lives in Hawaii/

Has a name to make Mick Twister cry./

The limerick man/

Can not rhyme nor scan/

Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57602984/hawaii-womans-last-name-so-long-it-wont-fit-on-her-license//

 

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Cluster F*cked

Posted on September 14, 2013 by twitmericks
There was an old fellow named Trappe/
Who had a ballooning mishappe/
His cluster lost motion/
Well short of the ocean/
In fact it was utterly crappe.///
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Mail Sale Fail

Posted on September 13, 2013 by twitmericks

The company called Royal Mail/

Is now to be put up for sale/

I doubt that my letter/

Will fare any better/

To judge by what happened with rail.

////http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/12/royal-mail-strikes-privatisation

https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/378239364054405120

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Special Delivery

Posted on September 12, 2013 by twitmericks
Police have moved in to detain/
A mum-to-be catching a plane./
Officials suspecting/
She wasn’t expecting/
Discovered the bump hid cocaine.
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Direct Challenge

Posted on September 9, 2013 by twitmericks

Old Gabriel Agbonlahor/
Appears to have started a war/
With fans of 1D/
By kicking the knee/
Of Louis, whom they all adore.///

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gabriel-agbonlahor-tackles-louis-tomlinson-2260599

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Transports of Delight

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks
A man on a bus who shampooed
His parts in a manner most lewd
Declared “I’m not hardened,
So may I be pardoned
For being so terribly rude”.
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Grounds for Suspicion

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks
There once was an old Duke of York
Who went in the grounds for a walk
The over-keen cop
Who shouted out “Stop!”
Must now feel a bit of a dork.
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